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      03-14-2006, 05:01 PM   #67
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How bout explain it, and ill do the photoshopping haha.. Nah i wouldnt put a naked dude.. guys look hotter with boxers.. and NO SOCKS
Wow, sometimes I walk around with socks and no boxers.
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      03-14-2006, 05:10 PM   #68
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      03-14-2006, 05:10 PM   #69
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      03-14-2006, 05:16 PM   #70
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lol that Tom Cruise picture is from gay.com
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      03-14-2006, 05:19 PM   #71
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do you have Adobe Photoshop, Bella? even if you don't you can still make a sig with MS Paint.
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      03-14-2006, 05:35 PM   #72
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lol that Tom Cruise picture is from gay.com
How did you know that?
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      03-14-2006, 05:52 PM   #73
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do you have Adobe Photoshop, Bella? even if you don't you can still make a sig with MS Paint.
Hmm i think i do have photoshop. I have never used it... But i wont give the guys the satisfaction of seeing a hot guy for my sig. I know they secretly want it.. but .. ill refrain from it. haha.
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Yes a porsche 911 and no socks.. and id be all over that.

hahaha
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How did you know that?
I quoted it and the url is shown.
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      03-14-2006, 05:57 PM   #76
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Ok i need that in full size. I think i found my new wall paper.


JK
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I just want to let people know that...that guy really wasn't naked, he was wearing at least a man thong.
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I just want to let people know that...that guy really wasn't naked, he was wearing at least a man thong.
sure..........
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sure..........
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I just want to let people know that...that guy really wasn't naked, he was wearing at least a man thong.
still pretty bad.

you ***. j/k.
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The more you post the stranger you seem
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      03-14-2006, 06:57 PM   #82
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Shim,

The more you post the stranger you seem
You have no idea. If only Mark and Jason weren't watching me like a hawk...

But I will respect the more "mature" members of this board's wishes.
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Porn is definitely not allowed in sigs, and if you see something thats going to far please report it to us, but that doenst mean to say that a picture of a girl in a signature isn't allowed.

If your work environment is particulary strict or it would just be awkward to have the pics on your screen all the time you can disable signatures by going into "settings", "edit settings" and scroll down to the check box with signatures in it.

We also have a fully work safe way of viewing the forums while retaining all functionality, refer to this thread for info on how to enable that mode:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9046


Hope it helps! let me know if there are particular problems
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      03-17-2006, 11:43 AM   #84
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I still think that timzerofive has the best sig on here!!!

Oh, you too shimshimhada!!!
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      03-17-2006, 12:39 PM   #85
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this guy has a rear engine
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      02-15-2008, 10:02 AM   #86
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wow i would have never expected this from guys?
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OK, let me get this straight.

You want everyones signature pics to be smaller and contain less booty so YOUR wife doesnt think your surfing porn sites. You've got some nerve buddy boy.

Here's some advice, if you do any communicating with your wife, call her over and show her what the site is. Problem solved and you can leave us the hell out of your personal life while your at it. :mad:
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if you dont like what you see on peoples signiatures, dont bitch about it. just disable them in the options. problem solved.
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You guys are incredible. Everyone can walk around carrying a gun and killing other people, but you see one naked tit and all hell breaks loose.

+1. I saw more tits and naked women in TV commercials when I was in Germany than I could count.
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