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      06-11-2008, 04:37 PM   #1
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Baby born with penis on this back, yes literally

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      06-11-2008, 04:40 PM   #2
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too bad they removed it. he would have been able to screw 2 chicks are once!
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      06-11-2008, 05:11 PM   #3
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that makes me sad
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      06-11-2008, 05:21 PM   #4
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That's sad but good to hear the surgery went fine...I also noticed he comes from a place in China where my dad does business with a company.
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      06-11-2008, 05:22 PM   #5
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If I had a million bucks and an extra dick on my back I'd do two chicks at the same time man.
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      06-11-2008, 05:31 PM   #6
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Crap that makes me feel so bad!! Poor little baby.
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      06-11-2008, 05:32 PM   #7
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that wouldnt work out good. now if the dig was on his hand, then i can see some serious use for it.
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that wouldnt work out good. now if the dig was on his hand, then i can see some serious use for it.
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once again the US is falling behind
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      06-11-2008, 06:25 PM   #11
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Why did hey remove it? Do you know how many guys dream of having 2 dicks?
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there is an old joke i heard:

a guy is sitting on a bench. thinking about something.
God is looking from above "What are you thinking about, son?"
The guy goes: "Listen, God, i don't understand 1 thing. WHY did you give me 32 teeth and only 1 dick? Can you do something about it? How about other way around?"
God snaps his fingers and does what guy asks for.

Some time goes by, the guy is all happy smiling with his 1 tooth smile, running around having sex with all kinds of chicks at the same time. Enjoying his life. He looks up, and sees God sitting on a cloud thinking about something

"Hey, God, what's happening? Life is great, man! Thanks for the GIFT!"
God goes "Yes, 32 dicks was an easy part... but now i need to figure out where to attach a basket of testicles!"
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      06-11-2008, 07:20 PM   #14
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Later in life, he could have given all new meaning to a girl "ridin' cowboy".
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nawh. fuck that. think about it? if i had to have an extra dick or two, the only place i'd want it to be is on my hands, right above my middle knuckle. damn, i could fuck them pussies hard, fast, and comfortably. ahhh yes. is aight. im good with my gun under my belt.
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...... dats so damn weird
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wait! wait! omg! imagine busting your nuts at the same time with multiple cocks? HOLY FUCKING SHIT that would be an AMAZING burst of sperm. holy fuck that would be great!
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wait! wait! omg! imagine busting your nuts at the same time with multiple cocks? HOLY FUCKING SHIT that would be an AMAZING burst of sperm. holy fuck that would be great!
now imagine taking a piss with your back dick. aiming is gonna be a bitch! hahah
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wait! wait! omg! imagine busting your nuts at the same time with multiple cocks? HOLY FUCKING SHIT that would be an AMAZING burst of sperm. holy fuck that would be great!

you trippinnn??
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you'd have to be a total loser in life to have a cock and a set of balls on your back. Here's why. Say you're this very productive employee and every time you do a fantastic job, someone pats you real hard on your back telling you what a great job you've been doing around the company...*OUCH* You can just imagine how that would feel.

With a cock on your back you have to try real hard to fail at all tasks to avoid the "good job" pat on the back.
cock wont hurt, but if extra balls that's different.
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      06-11-2008, 11:43 PM   #21
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      06-12-2008, 02:23 AM   #22
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The ultimate porn star in the making, too bad his life purpose was cut short.
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