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06-11-2008, 04:37 PM | #1 |
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Baby born with penis on this back, yes literally
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1273232.ece
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1273232.ece
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06-11-2008, 04:40 PM | #2 |
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too bad they removed it. he would have been able to screw 2 chicks are once!
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06-11-2008, 05:11 PM | #3 |
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that makes me sad
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that wouldnt work out good. now if the dig was on his hand, then i can see some serious use for it.
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the fuck..
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06-11-2008, 06:34 PM | #12 |
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there is an old joke i heard:
a guy is sitting on a bench. thinking about something. God is looking from above "What are you thinking about, son?" The guy goes: "Listen, God, i don't understand 1 thing. WHY did you give me 32 teeth and only 1 dick? Can you do something about it? How about other way around?" God snaps his fingers and does what guy asks for. Some time goes by, the guy is all happy smiling with his 1 tooth smile, running around having sex with all kinds of chicks at the same time. Enjoying his life. He looks up, and sees God sitting on a cloud thinking about something "Hey, God, what's happening? Life is great, man! Thanks for the GIFT!" God goes "Yes, 32 dicks was an easy part... but now i need to figure out where to attach a basket of testicles!"
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06-11-2008, 07:20 PM | #14 |
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Later in life, he could have given all new meaning to a girl "ridin' cowboy".
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nawh. fuck that. think about it? if i had to have an extra dick or two, the only place i'd want it to be is on my hands, right above my middle knuckle. damn, i could fuck them pussies hard, fast, and comfortably. ahhh yes. is aight. im good with my gun under my belt.
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wait! wait! omg! imagine busting your nuts at the same time with multiple cocks? HOLY FUCKING SHIT that would be an AMAZING burst of sperm. holy fuck that would be great!
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06-11-2008, 08:26 PM | #18 |
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now imagine taking a piss with your back dick. aiming is gonna be a bitch! hahah
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06-12-2008, 02:23 AM | #22 |
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The ultimate porn star in the making, too bad his life purpose was cut short.
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