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      04-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #1
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If you were my friend, would you kill me?

Used to work with my friend, we were immature then, he has this skin condition, it's eczema. Elbows and face have little rash and he constantly have to apply Jergens lotion to it to keep it from itching...well one day i thought it was funny to squeeze two packs of mayonnaise in his bottle of lotion when he went to take a shit...dude would always smell like a roast beef sandwich everytime he puts the lotion on...but had no clue



Lately i have this urge to tell people all the stuff i've done wrong, but i'm affraid he's gonna get really mad cuz you don't wanna mess with anyone's medical condition...would you tell him, or would you just keep the "what he dont know won't hurt him" mentality.



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Friend has Eczema, always has to wear lotion, i put 2 packs of mayonnaise in his bottle.

now i feel bad, want to tell him, but fear of retaliation
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      04-28-2008, 02:18 PM   #2
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lol thats fucked up man
if that was me i would tell him what was happening but i dunno if i would admit i was the one doing it
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      04-28-2008, 02:21 PM   #3
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Depends on his sense of humor.

IMO, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
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It's all good to do shit to your friends, except when they have a medicial condition. That's just fucked up.

In high school/college, if you passed out you got drawn on, set-up for different poses, whip cream/lotion in your hands.
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Yeah i thought it was funny at the time, but now that i look bad...it's really messed up to fuck with one's medical condition...i think i'll take him out to eat and then explain
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Yeah i thought it was funny at the time, but now that i look bad...it's really messed up to fuck with one's medical condition...i think i'll take him out to eat and then explain
It certainly doesn't make you look good. But do you feel bad about doing it now?

I'm not looking down on you or anything, because I've done some fucked up shit I know I can't even remember. We all have things we're not proud of. One day we grow up. A little bit anyway.
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At least you'll be telling him the truth. That's what matters (and damn that sounds cheezy).
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Yes, I would kill you.
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pretty immature to do, but it doesn't do any good to tell him after the fact, unless of course you want to clear your conscience.
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Mayo and moisturizers aren't that different technically.
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pretty immature to do, but it doesn't do any good to tell him after the fact, unless of course you want to clear your conscience.


That's exactly why, i want to clear my conscience...most of you guys on the board know how immature i am. It is worse in real life, and i do a lot of stuff to hurt other people's feelings/well being. But this is the only time i feel bad because it is a hereditary disease, his dad has it too.
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Then tell him and get it over with. I know that's easier said than done, but if you wanna clear your conscience then you might as well do it now.

Or you could wait a whole bunch o' years down the line and just drop it in the middle of a discussion...just say no biggie.
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Yeah i thought it was funny at the time, but now that i look bad...it's really messed up to fuck with one's medical condition...i think i'll take him out to eat and then explain
beer always makes things better too
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put the crack down or go to a strip club spool
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went to strip club last time, we made it rain on them hoez...then i got rained on literally and got sick as shit. pneumonia or some shit
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yeah probably...
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Wow, new low for this forum....


P.S. I would make you eat that bottle of lotion and call it even
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hahaha, dude you're so wrong.
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Wow, new low for this forum....


P.S. I would make you eat that bottle of lotion and call it even
+1... either that, or i would get you back, make you drink some milk with my very own special serum in it, and then tell you what was in it. and call it even lol
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Spool, you're nuts man!

Tell him straight up BTW
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I take it I am the only person who cracked up and thought this was classic.. I guess I just moved up a seat on the short bus to hell.. (almost in first class tho)
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id kick you in the balls really really fucking hard
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