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      09-25-2014, 12:35 PM   #45
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Last night the meatloaf disappointed: no bacon!!!
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That is unacceptable. Toss it in your significant other's face and feed the rest to a dog, because no human shall have to endure a bacon-less meatloaf!
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Saw this on my news feed... Now if I can have a chick to perform the former upon...

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      09-26-2014, 10:59 AM   #51
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I too, had a hard time at the grocery store yesterday. The choices are mediocre, and I really wanted to try the hickory smoked bacon, but unfortunately, the viewable cuts were not up to my standards, so I found a nice pack of Applewood again.

I forgot how expensive this bacon was compared to everything else....
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I too, had a hard time at the grocery store yesterday. The choices are mediocre, and I really wanted to try the hickory smoked bacon, but unfortunately, the viewable cuts were not up to my standards, so I found a nice pack of Applewood again.

I forgot how expensive this bacon was compared to everything else....
Yea its sad that a small pack of bacon costs more than a large whole chicken, wtf.
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I tend to buy the naturally cured bacon instead of the stuff with the sodium nitrite in it. Tastes just as good to me, although it's a little more expensive.
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Yea its sad that a small pack of bacon costs more than a large whole chicken, wtf.
Yes, but a large whole chicken contains zero bacon value.
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We need to get a pig to smash a chicken. That would take bacon to a whole new level
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Because of this thread I know never to date an American, or let my kiddos do that. I swear bacon is your catnip.

A friend came over earlier, and I was making breads stuffed with bacon, eggs, salad and cheese. Poor devil was drooling so bad, his girlfriend ended up with the instructions just to get married.
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Because of this thread I know never to date an American, or let my kiddos do that. I swear bacon is your catnip.

A friend came over earlier, and I was making breads stuffed with bacon, eggs, salad and cheese. Poor devil was drooling so bad, his girlfriend ended up with the instructions just to get married.
Us Americans are very prideful of our heavily greasy meats and unhealthy foods. Bacon is the core of our culture.


Bacon is......, bacon. Let that sink in for a moment, close your eyes, and visualize.
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I fried some bacon yesterday for the boys. Sorry no pics.

Oh, and inb4 the you-know-what about the unmentionable.
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Wondering how a pig would feel if we made a bacon t-shirt for it to wear.
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Wondering how a pig would feel if we made a bacon t-shirt for it to wear.
How would a pig feel if we made it a T-shirt of a pig wearing a T-shirt of bacon on it....


Yeah...., let that one settle deep into your mind.
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I don't have much bacon left at home, but I am going to try and do something cool with it today....
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