Woman rips off testicle with bare hands

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 11:28 AM

Lord have mercy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

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A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

CollinsE90 · 03-15-2011, 11:29 AM

That's nuts

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 11:34 AM

O u so funnay.

VinnieAces · 03-15-2011, 11:36 AM

pics or it didnt happen

Freakazoid · 03-15-2011, 11:41 AM

by golly this is old

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Freakazoid

by golly this is old

I know!! Its still terrible.

CollinsE90 · 03-15-2011, 11:42 AM

I still can't believe she had the balls to do that

koreez88 · 03-15-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by VinnieAces

pics or it didnt happen

You wanna see pics of a ripped testicle?

That woman is goddamn strong.

1sikbmr · 03-15-2011, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

That's nuts

I see what you did there

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 11:44 AM

Collin has the ballsy jokes.

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by koreez88

That woman is goddamn strong.

Or extremely inebriated. That man must have been terrified to see her try and swallow his bleeding testicle.

haribo · 03-15-2011, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

That's nuts

that just sums it up nicely.

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by haribo

that just sums it up nicely.

Your name is really haribo? I love Haribo gummy bears.

Feyd · 03-15-2011, 12:05 PM

LULz... "That's yours"

This is like something out of Vanilla Sky. Fucking psycho bitch.

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 12:27 PM

Fucking ridiculous man. SMH.

san~man · 03-15-2011, 12:47 PM

"Hell hath no fury....." lol

Kroy · 03-15-2011, 01:43 PM

she got blackout angry. great excuse

. then she tried to eat his balls... this is like casting crucio on someone, you gotta really mean it for it to work. too nerdy?

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

she got blackout angry. great excuse

. then she tried to eat his balls... this is like casting crucio on someone, you gotta really mean it for it to work. too nerdy?

Harry Potter FTW.

Quick6EF · 03-15-2011, 01:56 PM

lol collin shut up

ps just got my iphone4 its dope

Tondtar · 03-15-2011, 02:00 PM

I hate it when they do that

Verbiage · 03-15-2011, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Quick6EF

lol collin shut up

ps just got my iphone4 its dope

iPhone4 FTW. Or something.

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

I hate it when they do that

But that doesn't work for you though? They've already fallen off?

Tondtar · 03-15-2011, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

iPhone4 FTW. Or something.

But that doesn't work for you though? They've already fallen off?

Like a cold blooded lizzard, mine grow back though, Bav

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