A tribute to Chuck Norris.....

jj thumper · 01-24-2008, 02:26 PM

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Los Angeles · 01-24-2008, 09:10 PM

Chuck Norris has a penis and a vagina!

RetroGamerJP · 01-24-2008, 09:19 PM

Objects in Chuck Norris' rear view appear their actual size

RetroGamerJP · 01-24-2008, 09:21 PM

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed

Comet · 01-26-2008, 01:17 AM

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

NaTuReB0Y · 01-26-2008, 02:03 AM

chuck norris is trailer park trash..........

01-24-2008, 02:26 PM	#45
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01-26-2008, 02:03 AM	#50
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