Do you spit or swallow?

karliejai · 04-26-2008, 03:10 AM

creampie FTW! lol

wuufer001 · 04-26-2008, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tommy420

I usually like to do the Houdini on girls...where I'm doing the deed from behind, and then I spit on their butt and they think I busted a nut, and when they look around, I really bust a nut. Only way I can get them to do a facial!

maybe should try that once, sounds hilarious

wuufer001 · 04-26-2008, 03:50 AM

my girl says she rather take it in the mouth rather ran just busting on her face cause she thinks it's hard to clean

DesiGUY · 04-26-2008, 12:33 PM

Guys, read this to yo GFs/Wife/sidekick...

Semen contains citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, protein, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc.

Also, add that if (swallowing) done regularly, helps in fat-loss.

JayeJaymes · 04-26-2008, 03:43 PM

Dude if someone that is not from this forum stumbles upon the title of this thread without opening it, they will think we are all pretty much GAY bmw owners

...lol

UncleWede · 04-28-2008, 05:38 PM

Don't matter if she spits or swallows, as long as she gargles

BMdblU · 04-28-2008, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

In bed.......it's optional to swallow or spit.........

In the car while moving.........MUST swallowed.......cum is high in Protein.

I once had a girl take her mouth off me in the car as I was coming ..

I was

to say the least

lipek · 04-30-2008, 09:22 PM

i've just stumbled upon this thread, lol. So my girl definetly swallows well used to untill i did spiderman... what's spiderman you may ask well here it goes- You have to be standing your girl is on her knees blowing, right before you come pull it out and cum on your hand then flick your wrist knid of like spiderman and shoot the load on her face, if done right cum will form a web on her face. Most important make sure after the wrist flicking action to put your hands on your waist making a superhero pose lol

Kensta335 · 04-30-2008, 09:37 PM

MTV · 04-30-2008, 09:53 PM

spiderman is the shit!!

Year's_End · 04-30-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lipek

i've just stumbled upon this thread, lol. So my girl definetly swallows well used to untill i did spiderman... what's spiderman you may ask well here it goes- You have to be standing your girl is on her knees blowing, right before you come pull it out and cum on your hand then flick your wrist knid of like spiderman and shoot the load on her face, if done right cum will form a web on her face. Most important make sure after the wrist flicking action to put your hands on your waist making a superhero pose lol

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooool

asdflkijd · 04-30-2008, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lipek

i've just stumbled upon this thread, lol. So my girl definetly swallows well used to untill i did spiderman... what's spiderman you may ask well here it goes- You have to be standing your girl is on her knees blowing, right before you come pull it out and cum on your hand then flick your wrist knid of like spiderman and shoot the load on her face, if done right cum will form a web on her face. Most important make sure after the wrist flicking action to put your hands on your waist making a superhero pose lol

soilja boy, Spiderman that hoe! (Yes I know the org. one is superman.. there are two versions..)

MrToad · 05-01-2008, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lipek

i've just stumbled upon this thread, lol. So my girl definetly swallows well used to untill i did spiderman... what's spiderman you may ask well here it goes- You have to be standing your girl is on her knees blowing, right before you come pull it out and cum on your hand then flick your wrist knid of like spiderman and shoot the load on her face, if done right cum will form a web on her face. Most important make sure after the wrist flicking action to put your hands on your waist making a superhero pose lol

hahahaha wow, this is new to me..

lionheart · 05-01-2008, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lipek

i've just stumbled upon this thread, lol. So my girl definetly swallows well used to untill i did spiderman... what's spiderman you may ask well here it goes- You have to be standing your girl is on her knees blowing, right before you come pull it out and cum on your hand then flick your wrist knid of like spiderman and shoot the load on her face, if done right cum will form a web on her face. Most important make sure after the wrist flicking action to put your hands on your waist making a superhero pose lol

AMAZING!!!!

NYBMW335 · 05-01-2008, 07:03 AM

^^^LMAO you guys are to funny.

Sara · 05-02-2008, 09:52 AM

wow....

Spool · 05-02-2008, 09:55 AM

I did spiderman couple times when we were drunk...i bet no one here has the guts to do Jelly Donut...?

Jelly Donut - Bust on a girl's face and then punch her in the nose, it will bleed, smear it together with your load to form a jelly like paste resembling strawberry jelly.

Kensta335 · 05-02-2008, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

Jelly Donut - Bust on a girl's face and then punch her in the nose, it will bleed, smear it together with your load to form a jelly like paste resembling strawberry jelly.

ctgazer · 05-02-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

I did spiderman couple times when we were drunk...i bet no one here has the guts to do Jelly Donut...?

Jelly Donut - Bust on a girl's face and then punch her in the nose, it will bleed, smear it together with your load to form a jelly like paste resembling strawberry jelly.

damn it man...you never cease to amaze me...give me another term!

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