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      06-16-2014, 11:49 AM   #23
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my dad got me saying all kinds of stuff.....they're all song lyrics from rap songs or other songs...

we go through about 3 or 4 of them while we're hanging out eating BBQ and listening to music...




(1) "sorry Miss Jackson"
me: dad, did you guy some ice
dad: I forgot, sorry miss jackson

(2) "take it to the limit"
wife: babe, do you really need to put gummy bears AND butterfinger in your ice cream
me: hell yeah, take it to the limit

(3) "can't believe it's happening in my own town"
me: did you hear about the chick in Houston who stabbed her husband with her high heel !?!?
dad: I can't believe it's happening in my own town

(4) "woke up in the morning thanking God"
me: freaking kids woke me up early this morning
dad: waking up the morning gotta thank God, I dunno but today seems kind of odd...


and yes, my dad DOES, IN FACT, know song lyrics of gangster rappers.....
HAHAHA! pops is dope.

I say dope a lot.

When someone is saying something dumb as shit in the hood... we would say "SIT YO ASS BACK DOWN"

or "TAKE SEVERAL SEATS"

I hate "TURN UP"

When music is really good on a awesome sound system, we say "THAT SHIT KNOCK"

My coworkers still say "WINNING" and it makes me want to quit on the spot.
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My coworkers still say "WINNING" and it makes me want to quit on the spot.
goddamn HAHAAH !!!!!

I had to explain the term "cockblock" to one of my coworkers after she explained to me that she was going to create an instagram account just so that she could check up on her 14 year old son.....

I told her "I can almost guarantee you 100% that the first thing your kid is gonna say to his friends if he finds out you're on IG is ya'll, my mom is cockblocking me on IG !!!"
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This belongs over here too

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when I'm watching porn and anal comes on, I beat off even harder to simulate a dude's butt.....
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yes !!!!!

thanks dude

i'll come up with a few more by the end of the week...
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This belongs over here too
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      06-16-2014, 01:37 PM   #28
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LOL! This is excellent!
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      06-17-2014, 12:08 AM   #29
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I hate when people use the word "grind" in reference to work...
Unless you are a professional skate boarder, metal worker or make processed meats... What in the F are you grinding?! STFU!!
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My new one when my employees are complaining...

"Whadda gonna do" and walk away.

Complaining to complain GRINDS on me. too soon?
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Haha, My new favorite, that has come up by living here is that "My Prius uses no gas at all" I say it every time I walk to the Audi and one of the Prius neighbors are standing there disapproving.
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Haha, My new favorite, that has come up by living here is that "My Prius uses no gas at all" I say it every time I walk to the Audi and one of the Prius neighbors are standing there disapproving.
I like to refer to the pollution caused by building a hybrid car and the energy output is more than that of a "traditional" car.
See this article: http://science.howstuffworks.com/sci...-benefits1.htm


"Toyota admits that the production of its lightweight Prius requires more energy and emits more carbon dioxide than the production of its gas-only models [source: Williams]. The major reason is because hybrids like the Prius include more advanced components than a conventional car, including a second electric motor and heavy battery packs."
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I like to refer to the pollution caused by building a hybrid car and the energy output is more than that of a "traditional" car.
See this article: http://science.howstuffworks.com/sci...-benefits1.htm


"Toyota admits that the production of its lightweight Prius requires more energy and emits more carbon dioxide than the production of its gas-only models [source: Williams]. The major reason is because hybrids like the Prius include more advanced components than a conventional car, including a second electric motor and heavy battery packs."
Hey I live in an area, where the men handle the cars, including pumping gas apparently, so these ladies would not understand a word from that. Actually most of the men also would be out.

I'm about as green as a person can be, and I support a lot of efforts in preserving the planet. What I don't do is handle idiots well, and that quality makes me extra popular amongst people.
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I catch people looking at my wife all the time, then they look at me and are like "wait, wtf, why !?!?"

I believe the term the kids are using nowadays is "haters will hate"....
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I catch people looking at my wife all the time, then they look at me and are like "wait, wtf, why !?!?"

I believe the term the kids are using nowadays is "haters will hate"....
Hey, I have not problem with it. It was Peter who was complaining
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One of my favorites, I used it today

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
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I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
1996, is that you ??!
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Let me teach yal some hood lingo:

"What up wit it?" = How are you?

"What up with the mathematics?" = May I have your number?

"Swerve" = You are not important so please remove yourself from my life

"Hold me back!" = My opponent is significantly bigger than me and would kick my ass but I want it to look like I'm not scared.

"You can get it" = You are very attractive and I want to have sexual intercourse with you

"Nahhh mean?" = I know what I said didn't make any sense, but were you able to comprehend?

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"Awww thanks" = Welcome to the friend zone, I hope you enjoy your stay.

"I model" = I have Instagram
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"Come the **** on" (Usually when I'm playing CoD, now a popular saying around my friends)
I feel you......

been saying it religiously for about 4 weeks playing Mortal Kombat Complete Edition.....
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I feel you......

been saying it religiously for about 4 weeks playing Mortal Kombat Complete Edition.....
I just beat the story mode on that. Shao Khan..WTF.
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