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      01-06-2011, 05:32 PM   #1
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Mile High Club Members ???

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      01-06-2011, 05:37 PM   #2
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if by mile high you mean masturbating in Denver, then still no
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      01-06-2011, 05:46 PM   #3
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      01-06-2011, 05:49 PM   #4
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if by mile high you mean masturbating in Denver, then still no
Sorry but fapping does not count no matter what elevation.
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      01-06-2011, 05:52 PM   #5
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I think you'd go to jail for shit like that now a days. I know every time I've been on a plane in the last couple years all the servers hang out at the bathroom and if you're not out in a minute or two they start knocking.
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I think you'd go to jail for shit like that now a days. I know every time I've been on a plane in the last couple years all the servers hang out at the bathroom and if you're not out in a minute or two they start knocking.
That's more than enough for me these days (...Including the tasty smoke afterward)
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      01-06-2011, 06:06 PM   #7
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That's more than enough for me these days (...Including the tasty smoke afterward)
Not to mention the remainder of the flight you have to sit there with a raging clue, because the Viagra hasn't worn off.
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      01-06-2011, 06:14 PM   #8
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does it have to be in a plane? or does atop a mountain count?
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Not to mention the remainder of the flight you have to sit there with a raging clue, because the Viagra hasn't worn off.
Viagra is so ...2005. I only use Cialis these days. It allows for more "when the moment is right" opportunities


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does it have to be in a plane? or does atop a mountain count?

I don't care, dude. But you have to be airborne
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      01-06-2011, 06:28 PM   #10
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I'd be a member of it. worth it for the experience, but it's cramped, and generally not all that fun
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Those bathrooms just smell so bad. Although I did once fuck in a port-a-potty. But it was clean. But still.
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Those bathrooms just smell so bad. Although I did once fuck in a port-a-potty. But it was clean. But still.
ugh I can't imagine a portapotty, they smell SO much worse than the airplane bathrooms I've been in
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some airlines are strict about doing it in the air. Singapore Airlines passed a rule that no sex is allowed in ther exclusive "Singapore suites" and if caught, they will be fined and do community service. But tell me that this does not entice you to join the mile high club and for $14,000, it should be allowed lol

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They give you rose pedals, champagne, and a comfy bed and then tell you sex is not allowed? It's like danging meat in front of a dog and never letting him have it.
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I would pay $14K to book that room solo and then look at the flight attendants' face when they see my jizz all over that sheet and rose petals
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For 14k they better give 2 of the finest women from Singapore to accompany me. It wont be turbulence making the plane ride bumpy.
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      01-06-2011, 11:07 PM   #17
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if by mile high you mean masturbating in Denver, then still no
Im a member of this club 1000x over, seeing as Ive lived here since '93 and all....
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      01-07-2011, 12:45 AM   #18
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It doesnt have to be in a bathroom.

Back row on a deserted transcontinental red eye at 4 am works too
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i would be down to fly singapore airlines hehe
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Does a friends private plane count? Drunken 3 way in the sky circa 1978!!!
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      01-07-2011, 05:27 PM   #21
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Does a friends private plane count? Drunken 3 way in the sky circa 1978!!!
it doesnt matter if it is in the Wright Brothers plane, its a plane
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What the fuck is 1978?
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