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03-29-2011, 12:09 PM | #551 |
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Wakka this is all you need to do to ensure getting ass from her
You: Hey I wont be able to come down this week for ice cream,ill be busy with work Her: herp derp herpy derpy You: I think I could make it for the party but if Im going to a party an hour away and will be drinking, I dont know if ill have a place to stay because I dont want to drive an hour drunk Her: You can stay at my place duh You: Idk if you will like that, I sleep naked Her: Me too! and you're in, works everytime
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03-29-2011, 12:20 PM | #555 | |
but no flokka
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What the fuck ill say this lets see how it goes will post response |
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03-29-2011, 02:10 PM | #557 |
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03-29-2011, 02:11 PM | #558 |
but no flokka
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her answer to i sleep naked was:
'Oh no worries my neighbors have a tree house you can stay in' |
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03-29-2011, 02:33 PM | #569 |
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Just forces me to play stupid games.
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03-29-2011, 02:36 PM | #572 |
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Walking in and acting like I own it has definitely netted me more than playing the nice guy. But if you know the girl first, acting like a nice guy usually beats acting like a dick.
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