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| 04-23-2008, 10:51 PM | #1 |
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| 04-23-2008, 10:58 PM | #3 |
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That was the funniest thing I've read all day! Awesome.
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| 04-23-2008, 11:07 PM | #7 |
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These dont seem real haha. . . . more like someone just making up things that someone on one of those forums would be likely to say based off of stereotypes. But they're funny.
Or are they real quotes? Who ever thought these up is clever hahah
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| 04-23-2008, 11:12 PM | #8 |
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omfg some of the best shit I've seen on this forum in a long, looong time!
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| 04-23-2008, 11:42 PM | #13 |
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Here's a quote from a Camaro forum.
"Nice day... lots of Camaros outside! This is from last Sunday I just had to post the pics, a bunch of our friends showed up at my buddies house all at once... So we took a few pics of it... It was so nice out we had to work on the cars outside! Mine is the silver one with prostars/manta hood... Enjoy!" Response: "Nothing more like a redneck get together than a bunch of Camaros parked on the front lawn." |
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| 04-24-2008, 12:09 AM | #14 |
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Is that Carbon Fiber Dash Kit Group Buy still on? lol.
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| 04-24-2008, 12:57 AM | #17 |
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funny chit
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| 04-24-2008, 09:31 AM | #18 |
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I thought it was amusing.
When I first read it, like 5 years ago. |
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| 04-24-2008, 09:37 AM | #19 | |
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| 04-24-2008, 09:46 AM | #20 |
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Of course they're not real. I can't believe anyone would even wonder if they were real.
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