Best Engine

Gearhead999s · 09-02-2009, 01:59 PM

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

ZJP · 09-02-2009, 02:30 PM

I actually lol'd at work.

Not bad.

Hawkeye · 09-02-2009, 03:22 PM

Haha, that is awesome! Never heard that one before!

Scorpion · 09-02-2009, 03:37 PM

Nice one lol

Bimmer Nerd · 09-02-2009, 04:35 PM

hahaha

, thats new

Year's_End · 09-02-2009, 10:50 PM

Unfortunately they gain mileage like real engines too.

bubbletea 4 me · 09-03-2009, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

Unfortunately they gain mileage like real engines too.

so you change them like you do old cars..

so you can always have fresh "engines"

Synergy · 09-03-2009, 12:25 AM

and unfortunately it leaks oil once a month for a few days :\

guardianangel3290 · 09-03-2009, 12:55 AM

a vagina must be a diesel engine

it takes a few moments for it to start up, but once it does its ready to run for a LONG time lol

MTV · 09-03-2009, 07:48 AM

Nothing like a cleanly shaved engine bay

greatwrk9 · 09-03-2009, 10:12 PM

I also think that it is the best. Thanku.

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