Would you have sex with a "little person"?

Billup · 09-05-2014, 10:28 AM

Now, let me preface this by saying, I haven't actually watched any "little person" porn, so I don't even know what a "little person" looks like naked, but the thought is intriguing.

I was channel surfing the other day because I was drunk and not able to transport myself anywhere, and I stumbled on a bunch of lady "little people" arguing about some woman shit, and there was a pretty attractive blonde "little person", and I thought, huh...., well...., yeah I would totally do her.

Come on OT. Let out your dark little secrets.

Edited for "proper" terminology.

dj_dub · 09-05-2014, 10:40 AM

I don't think they like to be called midgets. haha Little people or something is more PC.

But yeah, I think I saw that chick you're talking about...it was on the TLC channel. I would totally do her...or any good looking female little person for that matter. lol

EDIT: Damnit, you already changed your title...haha

Billup · 09-05-2014, 10:44 AM

I thought about it...., and the way the world is, I didn't want to hurt anyones "little" feelings, so I changed it. Granted I've been called every word in the book, and I'm still alive, but I digress.

It was the one in the middle of the picture. She is on the taller end of the scale, but whatever, I'd hit it.

Nkc · 09-05-2014, 11:07 AM

Yes I would. Just wondering if it's possible to find a skinny one? Standing bj's.

2011CrazE89 · 09-05-2014, 11:08 AM

The one on the right looks like she can kick my ass. Not sure if that turns me on or not.

Billup · 09-05-2014, 11:09 AM

The black one looks like a little person black version of my old Italian neighbor back in MI.

Mr Tonka · 09-05-2014, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

The one on the right looks like she can kick my ass. Not sure if that turns me on or not.

She's just making a poop. No need to worry.

Billup · 09-05-2014, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Yes I would. Just wondering if it's possible to find a skinny one? Standing bj's.

I'd say the two blondes are pretty thin for little people. I would smash either of those two. The others...., I'd have to be really drunk because it'd make for a great story.

stimpy · 09-05-2014, 11:11 AM

no.

ska///235i · 09-05-2014, 11:17 AM

They must be tight, But i wouldnt hit it

DSB335d · 09-05-2014, 11:21 AM

I don't think so.

To add to this strange topic I had a roommate in college that was obsessed with "nugget" porn...

Wtf is nugget porn as I'm sure you are thinking.
It's like regular porn but the women are missing all of their limbs; ie. just a torso and head...

I have been scarred for life for asking wtf is nugget porn...

bkM3 · 09-05-2014, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DSB335d

I don't think so.

To add to this strange topic I had a roommate in college that was obsessed with "nugget" porn...

Wtf is nugget porn as I'm sure you are thinking.
It's like regular porn but the women are missing all of their limbs; ie. just a torso and head...

I have been scarred for life for asking wtf is nugget porn...

that is the most fucked up thing i ever heard. now i cant get that image out of my head

Billup · 09-05-2014, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DSB335d

I don't think so.

To add to this strange topic I had a roommate in college that was obsessed with "nugget" porn...

Wtf is nugget porn as I'm sure you are thinking.
It's like regular porn but the women are missing all of their limbs; ie. just a torso and head...

I have been scarred for life for asking wtf is nugget porn...

I feel like an asshole, but I literally just spat my water all over my desk from laughing. Nugget porn, that is fucking priceless.

I've seen some weird shit that others have shown me, I would never go out of my way to find it though. The human mind is very strange in many people. However, I'm sure people say that about me when they read my posts.

gtron · 09-05-2014, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DSB335d

I don't think so.

To add to this strange topic I had a roommate in college that was obsessed with "nugget" porn...

Wtf is nugget porn as I'm sure you are thinking.
It's like regular porn but the women are missing all of their limbs; ie. just a torso and head...

I have been scarred for life for asking wtf is nugget porn...

i honestly just busted out laughing. still letting out a few chuckles as i type this.

Nkc · 09-05-2014, 11:36 AM

Nugget porn. Now that's a beautiful conversation I'm gonna have with my buddies over beers this weekend. Thanks.

Billup · 09-05-2014, 11:38 AM

I wonder if Litos would bang a little person......

Lups · 09-05-2014, 11:39 AM

What the fuck has happened to me that I still keep opening these threads...

No, I probably would not, since I had one of these in my class on the first grade, and she was scary as hell. Bit me once!

The one of these is not meant as an insult, it was meant as a way to go around the words I do not know in this stupid language.

dj_dub · 09-05-2014, 11:40 AM

OMG...nugget porn. Freakin dying over here laughing...LMAO!

Billup · 09-05-2014, 11:40 AM

I don't see anything wrong with this thread. I think it's a perfectly reasonable question to ask.

You can't compare your scary little evil lady to a little man. You never know, he could rock your world Lups.

954Stealth · 09-05-2014, 12:00 PM

No thanks, I'm not down with the LPs

Lups · 09-05-2014, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I don't see anything wrong with this thread. I think it's a perfectly reasonable question to ask.

You can't compare your scary little evil lady to a little man. You never know, he could rock your world Lups.

That would be comical since I'm pretty darn tall and if needed, I get a lot taller with killer heels.

Billup · 09-05-2014, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

That would be comical since I'm pretty darn tall and if needed, I get a lot taller with killer heels.

You seemed pretty tall in the one picture on your blog, but I don't think that should be the reason keeping you from true love!

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

No thanks, I'm not down with the LPs

Is it because you could curl them with one arm?

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