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      11-25-2014, 12:08 AM   #23
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I am not sure what happened to litos and sedan-clan. I hope someone tell us.
I came here one day, and I've heard they were banned.
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      11-25-2014, 07:04 AM   #24
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His wife probably found out about all of the pictures of her that he was always posting here from one of her friends in one of her ironing forums and complained to the moderators. He always said she knew, I'm not so sure if I'm buying it though.

The way I picture it it is that he left his laptop open one day and she saw all of the pictures of her booty and breasts all over the place and got She then waited and surprised him and bludgeoned him with one of his many 12 packs of coke and buried him in the back yard. She's now on the run with her hot gym trainer/boy-toy Hector and is going by the name of "Stella".
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      11-25-2014, 09:33 AM   #27
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Who was the guy that got banned, he took it pretty hard, came back and posted a bunch of gay porn?
That'll teach them a lesson.

He had a gif for almost any stituation...
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Who was the guy that got banned, he took it pretty hard, came back and posted a bunch of gay porn?
That'll teach them a lesson.

He had a gif for almost any stituation...
That sounds like something @squishy would do


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      11-25-2014, 10:02 AM   #29
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Who was the guy that got banned, he took it pretty hard, came back and posted a bunch of gay porn?
That'll teach them a lesson.

He had a gif for almost any stituation...
lol, I remember that fool. Was worth a couple good yucks.
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I can't figure out how I haven't still been banned and it took me days to get a permanent one to a parents forum I registered once to.
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      11-25-2014, 10:21 AM   #31
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I can't figure out how I haven't still been banned and it took me days to get a permanent one to a parents forum I registered once to.
Quickest I've ever been permabanned was literally 2 hours...., probably the best 2 hours on the internet of my life (outside of nudie stuff).
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      11-25-2014, 10:22 AM   #32
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His wife probably found out about all of the pictures of her that he was always posting here from one of her friends in one of her ironing forums and complained to the moderators. He always said she knew, I'm not so sure if I'm buying it though.

The way I picture it it is that he left his laptop open one day and she saw all of the pictures of her booty and breasts all over the place and got She then waited and surprised him and bludgeoned him with one of his many 12 packs of coke and buried him in the back yard. She's now on the run with her hot gym trainer/boy-toy Hector and is going by the name of "Stella".


So that's how Stella got her groove back. Brilliant.
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      11-25-2014, 10:46 AM   #33
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Quickest I've ever been permabanned was literally 2 hours...., probably the best 2 hours on the internet of my life (outside of nudie stuff).
Haha. What did you do?

I told the moderator that instead complaining in the internet that life with a baby is hard and isolated she could go out with the kiddo and that would also help with the lard she blamed on her boyfriend not wanting her anymore.

To my defense, I had been reading that thread for days and I tried to give her good advise on how to handle the life but she had a ready list of reasons why everything was to be blamed on someone else and no one got it because she was the only one in that situation.

I can't stand it when people just complain and are not ready to do the work needed to fix the stuff they want to be better.
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      11-25-2014, 10:51 AM   #34
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I can't stand people who hate pianos
Dude my best friends all apparently are getting divorced and I know damn well who will get the call to help them move. I hate those ugly shits and I know for sure there will be one in every house again.

It's just an old saying of mine, you ain't a friend if the piano won't kill your back if needed.
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      11-25-2014, 11:03 AM   #36
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Dude my best friends all apparently are getting divorced and I know damn well who will get the call to help them move. I hate those ugly shits and I know for sure there will be one in every house again.

It's just an old saying of mine, you ain't a friend if the piano won't kill your back if needed.
lol I was just messing with you. I don't mind pianos although I would never own one
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Who was the guy that got banned, he took it pretty hard, came back and posted a bunch of gay porn?
That'll teach them a lesson.

He had a gif for almost any stituation...
That was Lute dude. I think he photoshopped some of the mods into the gay porn pics too...though I never saw this stuff (nor did I want to), but those were the rumours I heard.

LOL the mods hate him so much that you can't even find previous posts by him anymore (unlike other banned members)...he would be a ghost...but I remember.
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Dude my best friends all apparently are getting divorced and I know damn well who will get the call to help them move. I hate those ugly shits and I know for sure there will be one in every house again.

It's just an old saying of mine, you ain't a friend if the piano won't kill your back if needed.

I must have re-read this 5 times by now and I still can't figure out what you are trying to say. I even read it in an Eastern European accent to try to help me. No luck.

Try again?
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I must have re-read this 5 times by now and I still can't figure out what you are trying to say. I even read it in an Eastern European accent to try to help me. No luck.

Try again?
Haha, a talent of mine, sorry.

It doesn't translate well, but here is an explanation. I hate people in general. I seldom have a reason to be nice just to be nice and I have lost all will to please just to fit in.

Also, I collect antique. That stuff is heavy as hell and we have moved four times in the last 2,5 years. I never needed to ask for help, when the day came, I had a crew helping me even when I didn't want their help. Piano comes into this because of one of us actually made the rest of us carry the fucker to the top floor five times before he remembered he doesn't need one/ doesn't even play. Since then piano has been used as the standard for those few in our lives for who we literally break our backs just to make their day easier.

Stupid thing. And I do actually hate pianos. And a dear friend here has one and he's getting a divorce and I know who gets the call to help him to move that horrible thing. That's why its in the sig. Just to push him to fix his shit with the so.
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lol I was just messing with you. I don't mind pianos although I would never own one
If you get one, please do not make me help you move it anywhere.
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Yeah, I wouldn't even move that car. Ugly.
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