lol nsfw

mpimping · 12-24-2007, 05:37 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...AAktf0b&show=7

Crimson92 · 12-26-2007, 10:08 AM

what the hell.....

samwoo2go · 12-27-2007, 02:43 AM

seriously WTF...

Year's_End · 01-11-2008, 12:37 AM

Get a load of this:

"The odds of conception from what you describe are very slim. There is a reason why, when men ejaculate, the man chowder comes out will such force. It has a relatively long journey to the egg. Chances are that, even if there was a live sperm cell on his fingertip, it either died in your vagina or was flushed out when you peed.

If you missed your period, get a pregnancy test just to ease your mind."

seriously wtfux

MTV · 01-11-2008, 12:46 AM

!Xoible · 01-11-2008, 12:57 AM

is there a point, or is there something funny about it that i missed?

MTV · 01-11-2008, 11:43 AM

No, no point. Just some stupid girl who's worried she's pregnant... lol

E90330iS · 02-02-2008, 02:38 AM

lol wtf

grymattr · 02-15-2008, 12:44 PM

If ignorance was bliss this would be a happy thread.

Peace,

Dean

Kloogy · 02-18-2008, 12:37 PM

She should be happy he didn;t stick his finger in her a-hole.

mpimping · 02-18-2008, 09:44 PM

I thought it was funny, that's why I posted it...

truong321 · 02-19-2008, 05:09 AM

anybody watch Juno? good movie

McLuVan · 03-23-2008, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

Get a load of this:

"The odds of conception from what you describe are very slim. There is a reason why, when men ejaculate, the man chowder comes out will such force. It has a relatively long journey to the egg. Chances are that, even if there was a live sperm cell on his fingertip, it either died in your vagina or was flushed out when you peed.

If you missed your period, get a pregnancy test just to ease your mind."

seriously wtfux

CRZ410S · 04-07-2008, 10:52 AM

She shouldn't be allowed to reproduce!

AllydNYC · 05-18-2008, 04:08 PM

Why the fuck did I just read all of those answers?

picus · 05-18-2008, 06:19 PM

I bet she is pregnant from one of the other 14 guys she banged that night.

TiAg335i · 05-18-2008, 07:47 PM

People ask all sorts of fucked up questions on that website. Just goes to show how messed up our country is.

Gearcraft · 05-18-2008, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by picus

I bet she is pregnant from one of the other 14 guys she banged that night.

did you mean "PREGNENT"? coz thats what she's asking.

UltimateBMW · 06-13-2008, 04:24 PM

Simply put...

DOUCHE IT!

Tondtar · 06-13-2008, 05:27 PM

Oh ...huh ...I guess this means no more dates for me with that no-secret-keeping bitch

MontegoblueE92 · 06-15-2008, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

Get a load of this:

"The odds of conception from what you describe are very slim. There is a reason why, when men ejaculate, the man chowder comes out will such force. It has a relatively long journey to the egg. Chances are that, even if there was a live sperm cell on his fingertip, it either died in your vagina or was flushed out when you peed.

If you missed your period, get a pregnancy test just to ease your mind."

seriously wtfux

Man chowder. That's a new one.

achenator · 06-16-2008, 12:05 AM

"my daughter, for the lack of a better word is DUMB. Can we stop her menstrual cycle for a couple years?"

12-24-2007, 05:37 PM	#1
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