[Solonng]

just remember, watch how she treats your car cuz thats how she'll handle your babies!

[ianbiz]

I hate it, but it gives me a reason to clean my interior. Because most of the time, its just me.

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by Solonng

time for a girlfriend upgrade i guess or just teach her some new tricks..LOL

oh that wasnt my GF just a random BMW groupie lol the GF is well trained

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by Solonng

just remember, watch how she treats your car cuz thats how she'll handle your babies!

whoooo easy with that four letter word (baby) yikes

[Solonng]

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

whoooo easy with that four letter word (baby) yikes

you can always marry a guy and skip the baby part.

[Solonng]

JK

[Solonng]

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

oh that wasnt my GF just a random BMW groupie lol the GF is well trained

Why your 335 is a woman:

1) Curvy body, sexy as hell
2) Very expensive to have
3) Very sensitive to touch
4) Runs hot when properly handled
5) High maintenance, (ouch my bank account is going to hurt)
6) Loves to be ridden hard (yikes)
7) Eats only lean diet (93 grades)

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by neilmc

Do any of you daft yanks actually have girlfriends? It is just a car,if it gets dirty buy another one or get it cleaned.Just grow up.

hmm dropping in to a thread in the middle and insulting the audience with you pompus offerings seems like a real cool idea it is simply a joke thread take a midol and simmer down beavis go back to lurking

[Solonng]

Originally Posted by neilmc

Beavis,what are you stuck in the 90's like your crappy old car? why don't you just kill me with some friendly fire you inbred muppet.Or failing that let your trailer trash slag fuck you in the ass yankee doodle dandee,which let's face it is what you really want gay boy.Nice country by the way,particularly like New York,as thay have learnt to speak English and stand upright.You knuckle dragging half evolved hairy primate.Cheery O.

Looks like somebody has a dildo up their ass.

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by neilmc

Beavis,what are you stuck in the 90's like your crappy old car? why don't you just kill me with some friendly fire you inbred muppet.Or failing that let your trailer trash slag fuck you in the ass yankee doodle dandee,which let's face it is what you really want gay boy.Nice country by the way,particularly like New York,as thay have learnt to speak English and stand upright.You knuckle dragging half evolved hairy primate.Cheery O.

haha wow this guy is way off topic and seems to have some anger towards america and deff can not make a complete senctence!!
who invited this super cool kid!?! and stuck in the 90's like my car?? ok I drive a 08 but good call! and you can not spell nor seem to know what you are talking about where did NY come into this? this is a forum for fun not to slander ppls place of origin! I can see you make friends real easy

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by Solonng

Looks like somebody has a dildo up their ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol :
yea a big NY DILDO hahaha

[Solonng]

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

haha wow this guy is way off topic and seems to have some anger towards america and deff can not make a complete senctence!!
who invited this super cool kid!?! and stuck in the 90's like my car?? ok I drive a 08 but good call! and you can not spell nor seem to know what you are talking about where did NY come into this? this is a forum for fun not to slander ppls place of origin! I can see you make friends real easy

True that..lol

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

I figured it out he drive a 320D and feel inferior to our 335's

[AJerman]

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

I also make sure chics in short skirts are wearing there vickies or I put down a towel snail trails on your leather are fucking gross

Hahahahahahahahah, you made me choke on my PB&J with that one.

[AJerman]

Originally Posted by neilmc

Glad I have got to some you.You drive European cars,wear European clothes and just want to be European...but never will be.Off back to my non paid for girlfriend and European dildo,nice to speak to you all,and remember,your dollars weak,your presidents an inbred alchoholic,90% of you do not have a passport,the oldest thing in your country apart from your attitude is your red indians and you think London is a country! have a nice day gaylords.

Hahaha, that was almost as good as the last one!

[nebz]

my girls bag leaves dents on my alumium trim! and gease all over my leather!

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by neilmc

One more thing,I like America very much,it is just spoilt by the people in it.Also when I want tips on English I will consult my own country.Hick prick,now go to bed like momma says john boy.Oh and enjoy your lease agreements poor people.At leats we pay cash for our cars.Will be in New York to boost your weak economy in December,Ta Ta friends.

no you wont we are putting you on a terrorist list you dumb fuck! go insult another country you wish to visit!! you really must be ignorant to write such things about a country! and your english sucks balls!!!

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by nebz

my girls bag leaves dents on my alumium trim! and gease all over my leather!

oh man yea I have the alumium trim my seat belt keeps denting it

[Duke]

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

I also make sure chics in short skirts are wearing there vickies or I put down a towel snail trails on your leather are fucking gross

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by Duke

haha true story what can I say the funniest part is the facial exspression when I bust out the towel HAHAHA

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by brandon @ eas

how do you guys get around this situation:

I can't stand when a female gets in my car, then busts out the lotion, or starts doing make up! the entire time, I will be sitting there looking at her hands, thinking "dont touch ANYTHING in the car!!" I even offer to jump out and get the door, so I dont end up with fruity greasy hand prints on my nice dull leather!! and the damn makeup, I have to sit there seeing particles of powder fly around, lodging themself into my seats!

how do you guys get around this without sounding like too much of an A-hole.

lol i tell them sorry not allowed inside my car. same for coffee, alcohol, people who just had alcohol, food, etc. have MF towel and hand it to her say dry ur hands please, i cant let u in the car.

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by ///Mantis

lol i tell them sorry not allowed inside my car. same for coffee, alcohol, people who just had alcohol, food, etc. have MF towel and hand it to her say dry ur hands please, i cant let u in the car.

I know in all seriousness its just a pain to deal with that greasy shit once it hit the interior blah