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      08-25-2013, 01:22 AM   #177
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      08-25-2013, 09:43 PM   #179
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Two years ago, I ripped up my lawn and planted sod. It took quite well that fall. Last summer though, I ended up with dozens of spots where dollar spot fungus set in, requiring local repairs (the fungus kills grass, you have no choice but to dig it up and plant seeds).

This year, after I was away for a couple days with my wife, we came home to find 3/4's of it dead. Next morning, I verified that the cause was fungus again. So I now have to kill whatever is left, rent a tiller, dig it up and add topsoil and seeds. Somehow, the grass on highway medians can withstand the sun. My lawn, not so much. I absolutely despise doing a job twice. FML.

BTW, congrats on the baby, Nkc.
Sounds like you etheir are watering your lawn too much or have poor drainage. Apply a fungicide every month.
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      08-25-2013, 09:45 PM   #180
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      08-26-2013, 07:08 AM   #181
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Must have slept in an odd position last night, now when I take a deep breath or twist the slightest bit I get a shooting pain down my back. Hmmmpf.
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      09-08-2013, 05:51 AM   #182
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dumb story but,
I lost my ring today. Its very important to me. So I spent at least an hour and a half ripping apart my room and looking literally everywhere. Sweating my ass off. I finally go to put my shoes on and as I pick up my shoe it fell out. No idea how it got in there
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      09-08-2013, 08:34 AM   #183
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Finally got rid of my Run Flats and had some Hankooks installed. Discount tire installed wrong size in the rear so I have to wait for the new ones to come in which will take a week. They put 255/45/18 on the rear instead of 255/35/18. a little more than 2" difference in tire height
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Right now! I can see the end of the tunnel, but I still say FML everyday. I'm an accountant at a big 4 audit firm (long hours to begin with) and I'm studying for my last part of the CPA exam...I'm also married. I literally have no time to do anything other then work/study. I've gained like 20 pounds since this started and feel physically terrible.

I take the last part Regulation (Tax) on July 29...so hopefully I pass and I can return to a somewhat normal life again.
Passed the CPA exam...no more FML in that department.
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      09-10-2013, 05:11 PM   #185
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Got a ticket for being an asshole by thinking I could follow the 10 other assholes in the HOV lane with no passengers... driving school here I come!

Real question is, do I do the class under my Texas license and then get my new AZ one? Or does it not matter...probably doesn't matter.
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Well, this is my true story of the events that took place in the last couple of years:

I went through a nasty divorced (see my thread http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=579810 there is so much to learn for everyone) Since then I have been paying close to $4,000 a month alimony and child support (80% alimony 20% child support). And I will continue paying until either I die, she dies or she remarries. After the divorce I was like FML

During the divorce I met my X gf. She became love of my life. She help me forget about $4K which my X wife enjoying with her boy friend. She made me happy. So I was like no more FML

After 2 years of perfect relationship, 5 weeks ago I ended up breaking up with her because of her sick mother Since day one, I and x gf had mutual agreement that we didn't want to get married. But her mother started putting pressure on her to either marry me or break up. My x gf was in the middle and was going crazy. So I ended breaking up with her since there was no way for us to stay together any more FML again...

2 weeks ago I decided to date again. Since date I had 4 dates : a doctor (37), a lawyer (36), a teacher (38) and a college student from Thailand (33).
I chose the student (youngest, no kids, the most available one )

So far so good. So no more FML
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      10-16-2013, 07:39 PM   #187
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i'd prob stick with the doc, unless she has kids. ^lol
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      07-12-2014, 07:41 AM   #188
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I guess I will bring this back from the dead.

Monday my 135i gets out of shop to fix my footwell module because my headlights stopped working.

Tuesday on my way home my Fiesta takes a dump on the highway. Turns out to be Transmission Control Module which is covered under warranty (that was happy news) but the part is on backorder and Ford can't give me an ETA.

Thrusday my BMW decides to unload all the coolant in the car on to the highway. Turns out I need new waterpump and thermostat assembly.

I was about to payoff my student loans early too....
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      07-12-2014, 03:36 PM   #189
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      07-15-2014, 01:03 PM   #190
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Budgeted for an central air this month (2.5k). Then found a fridge on sale at a price I couldn't refuse since I didn't have a fridge at all (1.5k). Two days after my car broke down, waited 1.5 hours for a flat bed, and needed repairs (2.2k). Today just got my property tax bill (4k).

Spent 10k in the past three weeks. Over the next two weeks I have two weddings I've committed to attend that require gifts, travel, and accommodations. I'm really hurting this summer.
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      07-15-2014, 09:21 PM   #191
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Some asshats put an egg on the trunk of my patrol unit on a really hot day a few weeks ago. That was an FML moment. I did laugh after getting over my initial irritation.
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      07-16-2014, 11:14 AM   #192
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Some asshats put an egg on the trunk of my patrol unit on a really hot day a few weeks ago. That was an FML moment. I did laugh after getting over my initial irritation.
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Some asshats put an egg on the trunk of my patrol unit on a really hot day a few weeks ago. That was an FML moment. I did laugh after getting over my initial irritation.
Mmmm.....
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      05-12-2015, 01:43 PM   #194
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Welcome to the "FML" Thread.

It's about 90 degrees outside. I wore the thickest pair of jeans I had to work today. There is a 60% chance of thunderstorms for the 1 hour I'm on the ride home, then it drops to 20%.

I'll either die of heat exhaustion or be struck by lightning.
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      05-12-2015, 01:45 PM   #195
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Ok so if we dont see a bunch of "Last posted by: Billup this and Billup that. Then we know what happened.
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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up.
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Ok so if we dont see a bunch of "Last posted by: Billup this and Billup that. Then we know what happened.
I always said I'd die doing something I love. Fucking or riding the bike. I was really hoping it wouldn't be on the bike.
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      05-12-2015, 01:49 PM   #198
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