My attempt to explain what an exhaust is to my gf...

persian54 · 09-07-2009, 10:35 PM

Well, I have been thinking about getting an exhaust, and I was talking about it to my gf.

She asked what it was.

So to make it easy for her to understand, I basically said "the two holes in the back that let the fumes out of the engine"

and her responses was: "you mean it's like the pussy and butt-hole of the car?"

After that I Just couldn't stop laughing and I said "yup, pretty much, except you don't stick things into those holes"

Sorry, just kind of found this funny.

Considering she won't ever be on the forum, I think I'm safe :P

VTECaddict · 09-07-2009, 10:38 PM

fdsasdasdf · 09-07-2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by persian54

and her responses was: "you mean it's like the pussy and butt-hole of the car?"

ejazbmw · 09-07-2009, 11:15 PM

i don't know man i dont like my girls pussys to have fumes ll

Hecticrulerz · 09-07-2009, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

i don't know man i dont like my girls pussys to have fumes ll

U never heard of a qweef?

persian54 · 09-07-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

i don't know man i dont like my girls pussys to have fumes ll

lololol

Aurora Bearialis · 09-07-2009, 11:32 PM

okay dude we get it... you got a girlfriend

nmulax · 09-07-2009, 11:33 PM

Dude, if you have to explain to your gf what the exhaust is for the car - I'm going out on a limp here and guessing she's not the brightest.

blue2fire · 09-07-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by persian54

and her responses was: "you mean it's like the pussy and butt-hole of the car?"

Can image when you two disband.

"Want vadge? Do it with your car"

persian54 · 09-08-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by nmulax

Dude, if you have to explain to your gf what the exhaust is for the car - I'm going out on a limp here and guessing she's not the brightest.

Knows nothing when it comes to cars

Even though she's Asian lol

to be honest, I didn't know what an exhaust was until I turned 16 and got interested in cars

Btw what do you guys think of the Gintani exhaust?
That's how this topic came up; me trying to justify why I want an exhaust lol

jibaholic101 · 09-08-2009, 12:25 AM

haha, that made my hour

asdflkijd · 09-08-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by nmulax

Dude, if you have to explain to your gf what the exhaust is for the car - I'm going out on a limp here and guessing she's not the brightest.

LOL. so mean

MCMLXXXIX · 09-08-2009, 10:11 AM

oh l.o.l.

MTV · 09-08-2009, 10:14 AM

hahaha she's a keeper haha

Spec 1 · 09-08-2009, 12:18 PM

Sounds like a funny experience.

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Originally Posted by nmulax

Dude, if you have to explain to your gf what the exhaust is for the car - I'm going out on a limp here and guessing she's not the brightest.

And if you use "Going out on a limp" as an English phrase, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're not the brightest.

RambleJ · 09-08-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Spec 1

Sounds like a funny experience.

And if you use "Going out on a limp" as an English phrase, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're not the brightest.

That's the term you use when you drive your N54 with a failed hpfp to the dealer.

TiAg335i · 09-08-2009, 02:24 PM

she was just trying to be cute...or hope so, for your sake.

ejazbmw · 09-08-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by nmulax

Dude, if you have to explain to your gf what the exhaust is for the car - I'm going out on a limp here and guessing she's not the brightest.

kinda rude, i probably know girls smarter then you but there not car smart, just like you might not be smart at something doesn't make you stupid.

jhv · 09-08-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

kinda rude, i probably know girls smarter then you but there not car smart, just like you might not be smart at something doesn't make you stupid.

ejazbmw · 09-08-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

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lol i never said i was smarter

O-cha · 09-08-2009, 06:28 PM

What a classy girl...

drift90 · 09-08-2009, 06:52 PM

LOL thats funny

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