The Economy is SO BAD

Sara · 09-09-2009, 07:00 PM

From my friend. Hope it makes you laugh and your busy work days a little easier.

Subject: The Economy is So Bad.....

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
Mexico .

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

petener999 · 09-09-2009, 07:03 PM

GreenPlease · 09-09-2009, 07:07 PM

Bimmer Nerd · 09-09-2009, 07:09 PM

the 1st one just cracked me up

BMW F22 · 09-09-2009, 07:43 PM

LOL nice- some of that made me laugh.

pmeloche · 09-09-2009, 09:02 PM

darkphantom · 09-09-2009, 10:02 PM

+1 on the Mickey D's remark...you'd be surprised what people are doing now...especially those with degrees!

Sara · 09-10-2009, 11:55 AM

Glad they made you laugh!

ragingclue · 09-10-2009, 01:16 PM

I liked the last one.

I'm still fuming over the McDouble scandal. Most ridiculous shit I've ever seen! Gimme my slice of cheese back damn it! Until then, it's Burger King or Wendy's for me.

Bimmer335i · 09-10-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

the 1st one just cracked me up

love that one..

09-09-2009, 07:00 PM	#1
Sara Lieutenant General 5791 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	The Economy is SO BAD From my friend. Hope it makes you laugh and your busy work days a little easier. Subject: The Economy is So Bad..... The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges. The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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Bimmer Nerd Major General 519 Rep 7,789 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	the 1st one just cracked me up
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darkphantom Banned 595 Rep 5,946 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	+1 on the Mickey D's remark...you'd be surprised what people are doing now...especially those with degrees!
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Sara Lieutenant General 5791 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	Glad they made you laugh!
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ragingclue One cam is enough 130 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	I liked the last one. I'm still fuming over the McDouble scandal. Most ridiculous shit I've ever seen! Gimme my slice of cheese back damn it! Until then, it's Burger King or Wendy's for me.
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