[Billup]

I'm sorry but....







did someone mention bacon?

[upstatedoc]

You can freeze bacon?!?!

[2011CrazE89]

Throwing a pig in the freezer later. And I'm not talking about Michelle from high school.

[Lups]

Grim this will happen! Try playing it a bit cooler for a sec, she'll run straight to you.

[Billup]

Tell her you have a 10'' penis....

[ddk632]

... made out of bacon, which you can freeze.

[squishy]

Magnify your strengths my dude.

That will get you all kiiiiiinds of bitches.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Jexter

I see, so generally speaking he strikes out a lot. I get it now.

Just needs some guidance is all.



And bacon. Lots of bacon.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by ddk632

This thread is already not in vain. Not to beat an immortal horse, but I've been inspired and have now begun the process of thawing out some bacon that I had frozen recently against its will. Bacon will be eaten, and all will be well with the world yet again.

it has your name on it.. fulfill it's will!!

Originally Posted by Billup

Based on how you've talked about this girl you've only been somewhat chatting with...., unfortunately that is how you come off.

If you want some real benefit, I would reconsider how you put yourself out there and how you present yourself.

In other words I'm a <hand in face>.. I know man.. can you be more specific (if you want to) how exactly I come across

Originally Posted by Nkc

All this for a "hi"

I really wish you'll find someone in the near future. Is it really this hard to find a date in hk?

im rolling in laughter now guys, thanks LoLoLoLoL

[Billup]

Originally Posted by grimlock

In other words I'm a <hand in face>.. I know man.. can you be more specific (if you want to) how exactly I come across

Desperate/Needy. I don't want to be brash, but even you said you had been obsessing over this girl, and your chats prior to her leaving were pretty stale.

What can you provide that is different from everyone else trying to get with this girl? If you throw yourself out there with nothing left to discover, then the thrill is already gone.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Now I want bacon

Originally Posted by Lups

Grim this will happen! Try playing it a bit cooler for a sec, she'll run straight to you.

u think so? haha you're just like my college crush.. i won't fall for it again. I'm a little wiser now.. and I know being able to talk to you has no correlation with being able to talk to any other girl because, as we all know, you are SOooo different..

Originally Posted by Billup

Tell her you have a 10'' penis....

i'm trying to romanticize the bacon..

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Billup

Desperate/Needy. I don't want to be brash, but even you said you had been obsessing over this girl, and your chats prior to her leaving were pretty stale.

What can you provide that is different from everyone else trying to get with this girl? If you throw yourself out there with nothing left to discover, then the thrill is already gone.

Thats true..
I know her english isn't too good, not to mention chinese,.. so that's something i got going for me and I can teach her.. hmm I'm doing this wrong aren't I?
LoLoLOLoLOL

Dude, I guess i just never learnt to relate to girls.. maybe I should go to a kindergarten and spy/observe the kids interacting there.

[Rotorocious]

To be honest you come across sounding a bit obsessive and creepy like this dude.

[Rotorocious]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Thats true..
I know her english isn't too good, not to mention chinese,.. so that's something i got going for me and I can teach her.. hmm I'm doing this wrong aren't I?
LoLoLOLoLOL

Dude, I guess i just never learnt to relate to girls.. maybe I should go to a kindergarten and spy/observe the kids interacting there.

Ya , a desperate/obsessive guy looking for love going to observe young children. Sounds like a greeeeat idea there lester

[bimmette]

Mmm Canadian bacon is the best!

Grimlock, she's not the girl for you. Please stop obsessing over her.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Rotorocious

Ya , a desperate/obsessive guy looking for love going to observe young children. Sounds like a greeeeat idea there lester

LOL.


HMMMM LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BOY OVER THERE TUGGING ON THAT LITTLE GIRLS HAIR, I SHOULD GIVE THAT ONE A WHIRL!

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Rotorocious

To be honest you come across sounding a bit obsessive and creepy like this dude.

you have my weak assurances I only appear this way because I have no filter here - story time:
A while ago, was with a bunch of HS classmates.. guys and girls. Now this one guy -lets call him Peter cause that is his real name- who we normally avoid because, yeah he's kinda weird and he does his D&D (dungeons and dragons) thing.. Anyway, so we are sitting on a bench, waiting for food to arrive, when Peter, from out of nowhere, leans over to Francis his buddy, and says "Look at her nipples.. they're sticking out!" W.T.F. ...
I was sitting across, I could hear. The target, Grace, could also hear .. we were all looking at each other - 'Did he just say that?' ....

No, I don't do it in public.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Thats true..
I know her english isn't too good, not to mention chinese,.. so that's something i got going for me and I can teach her.. hmm I'm doing this wrong aren't I?
LoLoLOLoLOL

Dude, I guess i just never learnt to relate to girls.. maybe I should go to a kindergarten and spy/observe the kids interacting there.

^^ This.

What I've learned in the months I've lived here, is that cultural differences are huge in these.

In my home country as said before, men are almost mute, and you really have to write the wedding invitations already before you actually get them to make a move of any sort. When one is used to that, moving here was ...

Back home me not wearing a ring has never been a problem, here I have to explain ten times a day that you can indeed be married without wearing one. Fucking idiots. Men are direct as hell, and they have a lack of understanding my nice word combinations. "Get the fuck out of here, not interested" seems to mean to most that I'm going to drag them to the bushes in a sec.

So my point, start looking how the men of her culture interact, get the tips. You have a better success rate with that than using the methods you're used to.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Mmm Canadian bacon is the best!

Grimlock, she's not the girl for you. Please stop obsessing over her.

What??! How do you know - you don't know meeeeee

No, seriously, why?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Thats true..
I know her english isn't too good, not to mention chinese,.. so that's something i got going for me and I can teach her.. hmm I'm doing this wrong aren't I?
LoLoLOLoLOL

Dude, I guess i just never learnt to relate to girls.. maybe I should go to a kindergarten and spy/observe the kids interacting there.

I wouldn't consider a language barrier to your benefit, lol.

Listen man. You relate to girls like you relate to guys. They just have tits and a vagina. You talk to them the same way. Give some banter, be a little mysterious, question them and make them want to validate themselves.

I'll ask again, how are you "meeting" or "talking" to this girl? Was it on a dating site or something?

[John 070]

Yeah life is funny. It would be extreme to have it "easy" or be "swimmin in women" because normally it just doesn't work that way. I have had a few friends to which the above does not apply. Usually it has to do with sheer looks.

When you're above average, you should not be desperate at any time, that is well, pathetic.

What I do find amazing is how it seems more females are attracted to a person once he's married, and even more so with a kid(s). It's as if validation by another female makes a guy more desirable or something.

WTF the SA young hottie who sold me the 335i friended me on FB and starts sending me messages....I had to defriend, dang, I'm not looking for trouble but sometimes it finds me....

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Lups

So my point, start looking how the men of her culture interact, get the tips. You have a better success rate with that than using the methods you're used to.

dress like a lady-boy .. got it

I'm watching thai music videos.. wth..