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      11-25-2014, 09:01 AM   #199
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Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever

ROCHESTER, MN—Bacon, long believed to contribute to heart disease and obesity, possesses significant health benefits, according to a study released Monday by Dr. Albert Gruber, the best scientist ever. "My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process," the awesome Gruber said. "What's more, the bacon's positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana." In 1997, Gruber, a Mayo Clinic cardiologist, was awarded nine Nobel Prizes in Medicine for discovering that frequent oral sex with models cures cancer.
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Definitely the best scientist ever. I think The Onion reported on this first. Which, obviously, means it's absolutely true.

I appreciate your reporting of this reporting of the the reporting of the research of the best scientist ever of all scientists ever about bacon and frequent oral sex with models.
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Well I don't have cancer so it must be true!
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The Twelve Bacon Days of Christmas




On the 12th day of Christmas Mr. Bacon gave to me
Twelve Months of Bacon,
Eleven Bacon Chocolates,
Ten Bacon Gumballs,
Nine Bacon Watches,
Eight Bacon candles,
Seven Bacon T-shirts,
Six Bacon Baskets,
Five pounds of Bacon,
Four Bacon Jerkies,
Three Bacon Truffles,
Two Bacon Cookbooks,
And a pound of Maple Bacon Coffee
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Well, after letting my bacon age for a minute, I decided it was finally time to cook now that it's in its' prime. I present to you, Tuesday's main course with a side of homefries with onions.
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I snuck a turkey-bacon sammich into see The Hobbitt last night
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^^That's not enough bacon.
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^^That's a little too much bacon.
Um, dude, wtf you just say?


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      12-23-2014, 07:24 AM   #210
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There's a breakfast pizza here this morning and it was obviously brought in by a woman because there is NO bacon on it.
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I've never seen this before


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Smoke flavor,what kind of smoke?
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Xmas bacon fried rice 2 eggs
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I forgot on Christmas eve but my niece forgot her phone and came by around 7:30 so I gave her a present of a pack of pepper bacon
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POST Christmas Ham leftover fried bacon along with Bailey's and Kauai Coconut Caramel coffee =
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Lindsey McNamara, 24, has been charged with malicious destruction of property after allegedly throwing raw bacon and sausages over the window of the Framingham station on Friday morning.

BY Lee Moran / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS / Published: Monday, December 29, 2014, 9:40 AM.

Massachusetts woman allegedly smeared raw bacon and sausages all over a police HQ's dispatch window after God told her to "feed the pigs."

Lindsey McNamara is accused of entering the Framingham station Friday morning with a Dunkin' Donuts box packed full of the uncooked meat, according to CBS Boston.

The 24-year-old is said to have approached a cop "with a big smile on her face."

She claimed she was "there to feed the pigs" before taking the food out and smearing it all over the window.



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