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      04-01-2007, 09:57 AM   #45
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Any other imposters want to fess up? Now is the time.
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      04-01-2007, 10:18 AM   #46
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Yes,

Since it is truth time...

I really am a 92 year old transvestite who was Elton John's older lover back in the 60's. I drive a piece of crap Lamborghini Diablo but my secret wish is to be the proud owner of a Skoda. I loved Liberachi's style and applause Viagra.

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      04-01-2007, 10:41 AM   #47
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daaaaayumm, jessica, u finee
LOL I hope your kidding... as for this thread i hope its a april fools because thats the gayest thing ive ever heard taking the identy of a male so people will listen to you...I listen to girls just as much as guys if not more so thats a dumb reason..
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      04-01-2007, 11:00 AM   #48
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ok, time for me to come clean as well. that is me to the right of jessica (that would be me on the left if you are looking at the photo). I was the one who persuaded her to join the forum. She refuse to join as a gurl so i told her to join as a dude (no one would know). Bt she felt guitly (hence the confession). Yall' can yell at me for now.
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      04-01-2007, 11:01 AM   #49
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I have only been lurking. Women are not taken seriously in a guy's world. They are treated like playthings on the internet. Better off not posting pictures of yourself or telling that you are a woman.
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      04-01-2007, 11:13 AM   #50
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Well said, Tracie,
girls always start with posting a pic of themselves on the internet, then next is requests for nude pics (and girls better send them, or the guys ignore them, you girls know how that goes!)...then comes the requests for pics nude with insertions and toys and stupid shit.....then guys won't talk to the girls anymore even when they DID get everything they wanted...
...its a lose/lose situation for girls.

It is unfortunate but true...it's a man's world
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      04-01-2007, 11:16 AM   #51
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ok, time for me to come clean as well. that is me to the right of jessica (that would be me on the left if you are looking at the photo). I was the one who persuaded her to join the forum. She refuse to join as a gurl so i told her to join as a dude (no one would know). Bt she felt guitly (hence the confession). Yall' can yell at me for now.
I don't think so.

I am Jessie's friend. I am in Jessie's picture on the left. I don't know why she spends so much time on this forum, but she has been really stressed about what might happen. We are going to the Firebird Raceway to race her car today. I hope she doesn't wreck it. She had a bad experience with another forum. I told her to just stop going onto forums, but she doesn't listen to me. it takes toomuch of her time. Wasted time if you ask me. Nevr hardly does andying else at all. It's rather pathetic. But I love her. She tried to login toher accomt here but couldn't post any reply. She tried to change the emial on the profile to her own instead of her dads but that killed her from being able to post. We're late for the race. Bye.
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      04-01-2007, 11:36 AM   #52
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I don't think so.

I am Jessie's friend. I am in Jessie's picture on the left. I don't know why she spends so much time on this forum, but she has been really stressed about what might happen. We are going to the Firebird Raceway to race her car today. I hope she doesn't wreck it. She had a bad experience with another forum. I told her to just stop going onto forums, but she doesn't listen to me. it takes toomuch of her time. Wasted time if you ask me. Nevr hardly does andying else at all. It's rather pathetic. But I love her. She tried to login toher accomt here but couldn't post any reply. She tried to change the emial on the profile to her own instead of her dads but that killed her from being able to post. We're late for the race. Bye.
You're going to race her car at a drag strip in an event for motorcycles?
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      04-01-2007, 12:02 PM   #53
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ok, me next.. im a liar too! im the one that actually took the pic of the two girls (my friends). im really a chick too but i love to lie alot about my gender and age because it think it makes me cool also.
This forum reminds me of a yahoo chat room where you dont know if youre talking to a 14 yr old or a 80 yr old pervert. I think im going to stop posting and just watch for new mods and GBs. for BMW drivers, alot of you guys are a bit pathetic (and you know who you are).
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      04-01-2007, 12:17 PM   #54
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I don't think so.

I am Jessie's friend. I am in Jessie's picture on the left. I don't know why she spends so much time on this forum, but she has been really stressed about what might happen. We are going to the Firebird Raceway to race her car today. I hope she doesn't wreck it. She had a bad experience with another forum. I told her to just stop going onto forums, but she doesn't listen to me. it takes toomuch of her time. Wasted time if you ask me. Nevr hardly does andying else at all. It's rather pathetic. But I love her. She tried to login toher accomt here but couldn't post any reply. She tried to change the emial on the profile to her own instead of her dads but that killed her from being able to post. We're late for the race. Bye.
Now the side kick feels the need to stick up for her? What the hell is going on here did I miss something? Furthermore why would you drag race a BMW? I have no clue where this thread is going but its a little weird. But hey lets see what happens

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      04-01-2007, 12:21 PM   #55
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Now the side kick feels the need to stick up for her? What the hell is going on here did I miss something? Furthermore why would you drag race a BMW? I have no clue where this thread is going but its a little weird. But hey lets see what happens

This thread is obviously a joke. I proved it in my 2nd to last post.
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      04-01-2007, 12:31 PM   #56
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that's some crazy s**t
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      04-01-2007, 12:34 PM   #57
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Tracie is hot. Dance, plaything!
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      04-01-2007, 12:34 PM   #58
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This thread is obviously a joke. I proved it in my 2nd to last post.

That was funny as hell!!


I liked the site admin. "Sir no swearing in here" LMAO
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      04-01-2007, 12:35 PM   #59
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      04-01-2007, 12:43 PM   #60
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theres no way in hell i could afford this car at 25 years old if some major life catastrahpys had not taken place!! Yes im fortunate to have a 335 yet my 2nd grandpa just past this weekend so its a give and take situaion for me..
I dont just see an E90 in the garage..I see my grandpa!

So jessies this isnt a april fools joke???

Hey..I'm 24...I can afford it..
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      04-01-2007, 12:49 PM   #61
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Hey..I'm 24...I can afford it..
and you expect us to believe you?


After reading various threads the past few days I believe you guys are all f*^#@ing liars!
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hahha the Asian guy is the guy from Prison break.
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Any other imposters want to fess up? Now is the time.


ok ok i admit it, this is me





i know its a shock, im old and senile which is why im so mean

please sedn me hard candy since i have no teeth and can only suck on hard candy
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please sedn me hard candy since i have no teeth and can only suck on hard candy
ya sho do have a pretty mouff
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I like the chick on the left. Can you get her to sign up to the forum. pleeeeez!
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