Naggin wife joke...

DLJJ3399 · 09-08-2006, 04:16 PM

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."

ALPINE6SPD · 09-11-2006, 05:51 PM

heard it already but it was for a mother in law which is better

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-25-2006, 03:34 AM

i like it... lol

longtran · 09-25-2006, 04:48 PM

aahahahHA...

thd13 · 10-02-2006, 10:38 AM

LOL

oneshare325 · 10-03-2006, 12:31 PM

I like it!

Montego30 · 10-05-2006, 09:11 PM

Hahaha! Very Good!

06E90Rostik · 02-09-2007, 04:45 PM

I don't find religious jokes particularly funny

monsta · 02-25-2007, 10:21 AM

I do & this one was funny.....

MacAttack · 02-25-2007, 08:28 PM

Lols.

E90330iS · 04-24-2007, 09:57 PM

hahaha

JOEVISTA · 05-30-2007, 02:37 PM

that joke is not religous just funny!

09-08-2006, 04:16 PM	#1
DLJJ3399 Lack of charisma can be fatal... 94 Rep 365 Posts Drives: 2006 330i Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 3er 330i l ... [0.00]	Naggin wife joke... A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." __________________ Protect Me From What I Want... _____________________________
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09-11-2006, 05:51 PM	#2
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09-25-2006, 03:34 AM	#3
SE3P_to_E90 Banned 226 Rep 3,031 Posts Drives: E90 Msport + E83 Msport Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MD iTrader: (29)	i like it... lol
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09-25-2006, 04:48 PM	#4
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10-02-2006, 10:38 AM	#5
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10-03-2006, 12:31 PM	#6
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10-05-2006, 09:11 PM	#7
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02-09-2007, 04:45 PM	#8
06E90Rostik 2006 join date crew 182 Rep 1,482 Posts Drives: 2006 325i, 2011 335i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CA, Sacramento iTrader: (10) Garage List 2011 335i [10.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	I don't find religious jokes particularly funny
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02-25-2007, 10:21 AM	#9
monsta Brigadier General 217 Rep 3,593 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY iTrader: (2)	I do & this one was funny.....
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02-25-2007, 08:28 PM	#10
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04-24-2007, 09:57 PM	#11
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05-30-2007, 02:37 PM	#12
JOEVISTA Private 3 Rep 96 Posts Drives: 335d blk/blk Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: boca raton,fl iTrader: (0)	that joke is not religous just funny!
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