A tribute to Chuck Norris.....

EOE90 · 01-23-2008, 01:38 AM

have you guys ever watched Walker Texas Ranger?

01-23-2008, 01:42 AM

EOE90 · 01-23-2008, 01:46 AM

EOE90 · 01-23-2008, 01:50 AM

hes so bad ass!

TurboFan · 01-23-2008, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Expired

Chuck Norris believes that this thread should be closed, for even mentioning the name Chuck Norris is forbidden.

I have to deal with this stuff on WoW enough already..

-Nathan

ok, bye, c-ya

TurboFan · 01-23-2008, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by e46e92love

Jason, its official, you got way too much free time on your hands

TurboFan · 01-23-2008, 08:14 AM

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Park2670 · 01-23-2008, 09:14 AM

I still think my favorite has already been said. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

Park2670 · 01-23-2008, 09:23 AM

If chuck norris were ever to get in a fight with himself, He would win. Period.

Spool · 01-23-2008, 09:25 AM

Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris walks on Jesus...

MTV · 01-23-2008, 10:47 AM

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands for vacation....

.... when he left, they were just called "The Islands".

BMWdmk · 01-23-2008, 10:54 AM

Chuck Norris could go through a year of music on his iPod in one day

scottwww · 01-23-2008, 11:04 AM

Chuck Norris read all of the internet in one afternoon.

jj thumper · 01-23-2008, 11:43 AM

In 1989 Chuck Norris drove his ice cream truck covered in human skulls to the blood bank to donate blood. All he needed is a gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris was also the reason for the fall of the Soviet Union. They saw a marathon of his Delta force movies and just gave up.

Couch · 01-23-2008, 12:14 PM

Chuck Norris never loses.........until he backed Mike Huckabee.

iatacs19 · 01-23-2008, 02:15 PM

Chuck Norries does not sleep, he waits.

E nine T · 01-23-2008, 02:46 PM

I wonder what Chuck Norris Drives?!

scottwww · 01-23-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by E nine T

I wonder what Chuck Norris Drives?!

He drives the entire herd with merely a word.

335i4u2nv · 01-23-2008, 04:11 PM

Chuck Norris is also GHAY!!!

TurboFan · 01-23-2008, 04:57 PM

Chuck Norris eats Audi's and shits Mercedes

McLuVan · 01-23-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee........

hahahahahhaha

Dragonman4 · 01-23-2008, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jj thumper

Chuck Norris was also the reason for the fall of the Soviet Union. They saw a marathon of his Delta force movies and just gave up.

hahaha... Delta Force...

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