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      01-10-2011, 05:21 PM   #23
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Take her to an observatory or something. Then bang her.
Just bang her while watching that show "The Big Bang." Lots of stars and shite in the intro...
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      01-10-2011, 05:23 PM   #24
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the kitchen?
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      01-10-2011, 06:02 PM   #25
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Shine a really bright light in her eyes then tell her to close them. Repeat everytime you change positions.
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      01-10-2011, 06:05 PM   #26
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No raping or murder right?

Edit: Rape or Murder...?
Murder was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this
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So my girl asked me to bring her to one of those places where you can view stars at night alone on like a hill in my car? Anyone know a place like this near OC/LA? Has to be empty
I love all you youngins, I tell ya ....All these replies and no one is telling OP that she is giving him a hint that she better get some orgasm out of their deal or he needs to be looking for a new GF soon
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OP: Post some pics of the ladyfriend and we'll tell you exactly where to take her!
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Well of course I am going to nail her. Why the fuck would I drive here there?
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Well of course I am going to nail her. Why the fuck would I drive here there?
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      01-10-2011, 07:09 PM   #31
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Well of course I am going to nail her. Why the fuck would I drive here there?
She has leukemia? One more thing off her list?
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Lure creepy guy into woods and eat him? Check
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      01-10-2011, 07:24 PM   #33
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lol I feel like I am posting on 4chan
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      01-10-2011, 07:27 PM   #34
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lol I feel like I am posting on 4chan
not yet, but we can always turn up the heat a bit.
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      01-10-2011, 07:30 PM   #35
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not yet, but we can always turn up the heat a bit.
oh snap OP abort, i repeat abort!
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      01-10-2011, 09:24 PM   #36
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She has leukemia? One more thing off her list?
lol, you on a roll man
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      01-10-2011, 10:15 PM   #37
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      01-10-2011, 11:50 PM   #38
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you might want to take the 13year old back home and go get a real chick lol
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