[oldaccount]

With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside.

The city is repaving the road in front of my office, and on my way to work this morning I slowed down so I didnt hit the 3" ledge where they removed the old road, and the ****** behind me in the Escalade runs up on my ass lays on his horn.

Yea fuckface, its my fault your a shitty driver and almost hit me. Honk at me.

As I was stopped, waiting to turn into work, they drive past me blasting the horn at me again.

FUCK. I want to murder people.

[Scimitar335i]

just repeat to yourself "we're flying the friendly skies, we're flying the friendly skies" really though, that honking was un-called for and i am glad you kept your composure...

[DougLikesBMW]

I can understand your frustration. But it's okay mate, at the end of the day you're driving a beautiful 3 with some gorgeous BBS LM's.

[ScottyGams]

i totally take his side. you know to slow down to 5mph, then pick it back up to 30 probably cost him 3 gallons of fuel.

your slowing down cost him $15!

[chuck92103]

I suspect the OP slammed on his brakes and caught the other driver off guard. I see this all the time.

A 3 series will disintegrate on a rough road.

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by chuck92103

I suspect the OP slammed on his brakes and caught the other driver off guard. I see this all the time.

A 3 series will disintegrate on a rough road.

Nope, didnt slam on the brakes, i knew the cliff edge was comming and slowed down gradually.

Even if I did slam on the brakes, so what? Pay attention and stay off my ass and it wont be a problem.

[dth656]

i agree w/ the OP. even if he slammed on his brakes, the Escalade should have maintained a safe following distance (what if the OP had to slam on the brakes because of an emergency?)


its too bad that shitheads driving those things arent' forced to take basic physics or kinematics...

[O-cha]

Originally Posted by Suareezay

With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside.

The city is repaving the road in front of my office, and on my way to work this morning I slowed down so I didnt hit the 3" ledge where they removed the old road, and the ****** behind me in the Escalade runs up on my ass lays on his horn.

Yea fuckface, its my fault your a shitty driver and almost hit me. Honk at me.

As I was stopped, waiting to turn into work, they drive past me blasting the horn at me again.

FUCK. I want to murder people.

That's what reverse is for. I have to go really slow over train tracks, i just put my hazards on about 800 feet before hand.

[modbargains]

Originally Posted by O-cha

That's what reverse is for. I have to go really slow over train tracks, i just put my hazards on about 800 feet before hand.

+1 Having a 3in ground clearance is not fun at all.

[wuufer001]

repeat after me,

WOOOOOOSAAAAAAA

[TiAg335i]

"With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside."

Nice censorship there bud.

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by Suareezay

With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside.

The city is repaving the road in front of my office, and on my way to work this morning I slowed down so I didnt hit the 3" ledge where they removed the old road, and the ****** behind me in the Escalade runs up on my ass lays on his horn.

Yea fuckface, its my fault your a shitty driver and almost hit me. Honk at me.

As I was stopped, waiting to turn into work, they drive past me blasting the horn at me again.

FUCK. I want to murder people.

You shoulda just stopped in the road when he layed on the horn. I have to do that here in Gainesville cuz the roads suck major ass and they're constantly repairing, and they have those 3" ledges everywhere (I hit pretty much all of em the first time driving through, front right tire got busted and now has a leak). And yeah, people can be bitches behind you, so I just slow to like 5mph when they do that and speed off after that.

Always make sure to smile and wave when they look at you.

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

"With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside."

Nice censorship there bud.

We're all pretty much over 18.

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

"With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside."

Nice censorship there bud.

I didnt censor anything.

[ScottyGams]

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

You shoulda just stopped in the road when he layed on the horn. I have to do that here in Gainesville cuz the roads suck major ass and they're constantly repairing, and they have those 3" ledges everywhere (I hit pretty much all of em the first time driving through, front right tire got busted and now has a leak). And yeah, people can be bitches behind you, so I just slow to like 5mph when they do that and speed off after that.

Always make sure to smile and wave when they look at you.

agreed, haha. even if he tried to pass you, he couldn't. The 335 could accelerate faster.

The only problem is your leading to escalation. I usually value my car too much to try to pull a brake check.

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

You shoulda just stopped in the road when he layed on the horn. I have to do that here in Gainesville cuz the roads suck major ass and they're constantly repairing, and they have those 3" ledges everywhere (I hit pretty much all of em the first time driving through, front right tire got busted and now has a leak). And yeah, people can be bitches behind you, so I just slow to like 5mph when they do that and speed off after that.

Always make sure to smile and wave when they look at you.

I was already borderline late for work and didnt feel like bothering with it.

But that is my typical course of action; the satisfaction of holding up the self important jerkoff that much longer is almost worth the frustration.

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by ScottyGams

agreed, haha. even if he tried to pass you, he couldn't. The 335 could accelerate faster.

The only problem is your leading to escalation. I usually value my car too much to try to pull a brake check.

nah thats not a brake check, youre already basically stopped, you just sit there for a few minutes.

[Year's_End]

The worst is when you're following a friend and he decides to be an asshole at a traffic light and he stops until it turns yellow for a while and then goes.

It's happened a couple of times. lol

[Couch]

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

The worst is when you're following a friend and he decides to be an asshole at a traffic light and he stops until it turns yellow for a while and then goes.

It's happened a couple of times. lol

LMAO! Guess our friends are pretty similar.

In high school we use to bump each other at stop lights.

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by Couch

LMAO! Guess our friends are pretty similar.

In high school we use to bump each other at stop lights.

Wha wha? Why?? Haha we would never do that, mainly cuz whoever would be responsible would probably get killed by the other guy.

[pmeloche]

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

"With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside."

Nice censorship there bud.

This joke does not make any sense. The joke is: "With the Escalade, the pricks are on the inside."

[NaTuReB0Y]

If he hits you.....it's his fault ---- why worry!