Dumb Bitch

Rick · 10-09-2008, 05:03 PM

So I'm in the San Fernando Valley today running some errands in the 90 degree heat. I stop at the local Shell Station to get some gas and I'm pumping away when some Dumb-Ass-Ho walks up to me, makes a cigarette lighter gesture with her hand, and asks if I have a light!?!?! I give her long stare and tell her "No, but you might want to check in the mini-mart (attached to the station) for some matches," ...then I get the fuck outta there! It was super-hot at the gas station and you could smell the gas fumes everywhere. What the hell is wrong with people these days?

And before you ask, no she wasn't hot... maybe bang-able but not hot.

truong321 · 10-09-2008, 05:05 PM

lol

Tondtar · 10-09-2008, 05:12 PM

Asking for matches was just an excuse ....She was coming to you because she thought you were HOT w/ your '08 Convertible M3 AW Bimmer !!!

Rick · 10-09-2008, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Asking for matches was just an excuse ....She was coming to you because she thought you were HOT w/ your '08 Convertible M3 AW Bimmer !!!

lol, yeah probably.

correction: not an e93 convertible.

Blake · 10-09-2008, 05:15 PM

she was a nigerian scammer. as soon as you would have gone up to her she would have told you that you won the lottery and you need to give her a $10,000 legal fee to free up your winnings.

Tondtar · 10-09-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rickc

lol, yeah probably.

correction: not an e93 convertible.

Correction noted. Although, your ride would turn into a convertible if she could get you in its back seat to spend some quality time behind the station

Rick · 10-09-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Correction noted. Although, your ride would turn into a convertible if she could get you in its back seat to spend some quality time behind the station

What if she had a hidden camera and filmed everything for a porno? I mean dude... it was the fucking San Fernando Valley, PORN capital of the world!

Year's_End · 10-09-2008, 05:32 PM

bat fitch

Tondtar · 10-09-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by rickc

What if she had a hidden camera and filmed everything for a porno? I mean dude... it was the fucking San Fernando Valley, PORN capital of the world!

Not likely ...For her to make a porn clip from the encounter, she'd either ask to clean your pool or a deliver a pizza to you - not asking you for matches. Lame scripts are forbidden in that industry as you may know

Blake · 10-09-2008, 05:35 PM

or lay pipe in her alley

AllydNYC · 10-09-2008, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Asking for matches was just an excuse ....She was coming to you because she thought you were HOT w/ your '08 Convertible M3 AW Bimmer !!!

+10

cryptkeeper · 10-10-2008, 12:42 AM

I do gas stations inspections for my county's weights and measures. Everyday I go out, I see people smoking cigarettes at the gas stations. Sometimes it's the managers or store clerks. They'll even come out to have a smoke and talk to me about the "idiots" who file gas complaints against them. All i can do is stare at them with a blank look on my face. It's sad the caliber of people they have working there. They don't seem to care about their safety or anyone else's. The greatest times are when I find cigarette butts chillin right on top of the inlet fill pipe cover leading directly to the stations tanks. I've even seen people smoking at stations with propane tanks. If you know anything about propane, you'll know how volatile it is compared to gasoline. Simple stupidity and carelessness.

Jammin Jason · 10-17-2008, 03:25 AM

bang-able but not hot LOL

E90ice · 10-17-2008, 06:35 AM

lol : d

10-09-2008, 05:03 PM	#1
Rick Stackin' Chips 171 Rep 608 Posts Drives: 2008 AW M3 Coupe Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (2)	Dumb Bitch So I'm in the San Fernando Valley today running some errands in the 90 degree heat. I stop at the local Shell Station to get some gas and I'm pumping away when some Dumb-Ass-Ho walks up to me, makes a cigarette lighter gesture with her hand, and asks if I have a light!?!?! I give her long stare and tell her "No, but you might want to check in the mini-mart (attached to the station) for some matches," ...then I get the fuck outta there! It was super-hot at the gas station and you could smell the gas fumes everywhere. What the hell is wrong with people these days? And before you ask, no she wasn't hot... maybe bang-able but not hot. __________________
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Blake Banned 755 Rep 4,649 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	she was a nigerian scammer. as soon as you would have gone up to her she would have told you that you won the lottery and you need to give her a $10,000 legal fee to free up your winnings.
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Blake Banned 755 Rep 4,649 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	or lay pipe in her alley
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10-10-2008, 12:42 AM	#12
cryptkeeper Enlisted Member 2 Rep 42 Posts Drives: Lexus GS300 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	I do gas stations inspections for my county's weights and measures. Everyday I go out, I see people smoking cigarettes at the gas stations. Sometimes it's the managers or store clerks. They'll even come out to have a smoke and talk to me about the "idiots" who file gas complaints against them. All i can do is stare at them with a blank look on my face. It's sad the caliber of people they have working there. They don't seem to care about their safety or anyone else's. The greatest times are when I find cigarette butts chillin right on top of the inlet fill pipe cover leading directly to the stations tanks. I've even seen people smoking at stations with propane tanks. If you know anything about propane, you'll know how volatile it is compared to gasoline. Simple stupidity and carelessness.
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10-17-2008, 03:25 AM	#13
Jammin Jason We run LA 94 Rep 352 Posts Drives: Slow E90 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Socal iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 E90 [0.00]	bang-able but not hot LOL
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