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Pubic Hair on the Urinal - I Don't Get!!!
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| 09-24-2008, 02:53 PM | #1 |
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Pubic Hair on the Urinal - I Don't Get!!!
Seriously...I want to know how this grotesque phenomenon takes place. When I got to the urinal all I do is:
-Whip Mr. Belevere out -Spray the urinal cake with glorious warm pee -Lightly tap the head to elimate unwanted wetness -Zip up -Wash -Go about my day It was my assumption that EVERYBODY uses this same method. Apparently i'm wrong. I mean, look at the attached photo. You can floss your teeth with that one!!!How does this happen???  |
| 09-24-2008, 02:56 PM | #3 | |
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| 09-24-2008, 02:57 PM | #4 |
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Hey, it could be worse ... like finding it sitting at the bottom of that chicken fried plate you just finished eating at "Mama's Food Shop"
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| 09-24-2008, 02:58 PM | #5 | |
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| 09-24-2008, 03:08 PM | #8 | |
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| 09-24-2008, 03:20 PM | #10 |
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 Dude, I was going to post a thread saying the exact same thing!!! Minus the pics though. Thank you very much for at least keep your junk to your self.  Seriously though, can't dudes trim their manscape. It's a hygeine thing. |
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| 09-24-2008, 03:24 PM | #12 |
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Trim and shave is not an option,... can't understand how someone can live with a fkng jungle of hair there, it's gross, not to mention the girls won't be necessarily begging to put their faces there if it has all that hair,... Bald FTW!
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| 09-24-2008, 03:58 PM | #16 |
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Well hair falls off all the time.
If penis is big and sticky enough, it will come with few hairs on it when you take em out for peepy. |
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| 09-24-2008, 04:05 PM | #20 | |
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Listen genius...you wear underwear...the pube, if it comes out...should land in there. You shouldn't be swinging your meat wildly in the men's room....unless of course you work at a gym in Chelsea. |
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| 09-24-2008, 04:53 PM | #21 |
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You lightly tap your head? Fuck, I have to shake that thing out like a mad man to make sure there is no dribble after I put it back in my pants.
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