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Time to go for a Cougar... tips?
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01-31-2011, 09:37 PM | #45 |
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I had some cougars hit on me at an AC/DC concert when I was 18. Kept encroaching on me and stuff. Felt a little odd.
Cougar: "So, which one of y'all is gonna buy us a beer?" Me: "Uh...which one of Y'ALL is gonna buy me a beer?" Cougar: "How old are you guys?" Me: "18 and 19?" Cougar: "And y'all know who AC/DC is?!" By the end of the night they were practically in my seat and I was shifted over as faaaaar as I could go. |
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01-31-2011, 10:02 PM | #47 |
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I had a 40yr old try and sleep with me at some redneck bar. She wasn't bad looking, I just wasnt into it. She kept trying to kiss me and shit and I finally just told her to fuck off.
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01-31-2011, 10:24 PM | #48 |
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01-31-2011, 10:31 PM | #49 |
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that is so wrong on so many levels |
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Found out that some girl was recently fired after she was caught with 2 guys in a car in the parking garage. Another story I was told when I first started here, was 2 people had been fired after they were caught having sex on the CEO's desk. The ladies husband worked here too. Not sure what came of that. |
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