Funniest Joke

Whostheboss · 08-28-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kennyg

A blind man walks into a china shop, grabs his seeing eye dog by the leash, and starts swinging him around in big circles over his head.

"What the hell are you DOING???" Screams the shopkeep.

"Nothing, just looking around"

noire07 · 08-28-2008, 03:13 PM

I got one...

Why didn't the kid with ADD cross the road?

Whostheboss · 08-28-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

dont get it

really, u dont know about section 8 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(housing)

Whostheboss · 08-28-2008, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by noire07

I got one...

Why didn't the kid with ADD cross the road?

got me

noire07 · 08-28-2008, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by noire07

I got one...

Why didn't the kid with ADD cross the road?

- wanna go ride bikes?

kennyg · 08-28-2008, 03:22 PM

A man walks into a shop with a very large crab. "Hey do you make crabcakes here"

"Why?" says the shopkeep.

"Because it's his birthday"

Crimson92 · 08-28-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by noire07

- wanna go ride bikes?

Whostheboss · 08-28-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noire07

- wanna go ride bikes?

MAybe im a bit slow on this one, but i dont get it

Crimson92 · 08-28-2008, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

MAybe im a bit slow on this one, but i dont get it

people with add cant keep focus on any one thing...hes ask a question about one thing then changed it to something else

Whostheboss · 08-28-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

people with add cant keep focus on any one thing...hes ask a question about one thing then changed it to something else

OK

JOKE: 10 car race, If you passed the car in 2ND place (he is now behind you) what Position are you?

Crimson92 · 08-28-2008, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

OK

JOKE: 10 car race, If you passed the car in 2ND position (he is now behind you) what Position are you?

2nd

Scorpion · 08-28-2008, 03:32 PM

2nd

jlspeed29 · 08-28-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Section 8

lmfao!!!!!

all my jokes are racist jokes lol....let me se what I can come up with

MadDog · 08-28-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

OK

JOKE: 10 car race, If you passed the car in 2ND place (he is now behind you) what Position are you?

That's not a joke. It's a riddle.

Whostheboss · 08-28-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jlspeed29

lmfao!!!!!

all my jokes are racist jokes lol....let me se what I can come up with

lets hear em

SoYank · 08-28-2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

I HAVE NO EYE DEER = I HAVE NO IDEA, get it

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Tondtar · 08-28-2008, 03:52 PM

NOT a JOKE :

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Hamilton because of bad weather. Thank God the kids weren't with her.

The FAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph in the link below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was really lucky :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/39473618@N00/2806197011/

Whostheboss · 08-28-2008, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoYank

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

?

Tondtar · 08-28-2008, 03:53 PM

Q : What do you do with a dog with no arms or legs?

jlspeed29 · 08-28-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

lets hear em

ooookay... you asked for it...lol

Whats black, red, purple and yellow and on my porch?

SoYank · 08-28-2008, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

?

Still no eye deer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Q : What do you do with a dog with no arms or legs?

? Never seen a dog with arms. But what I'd do with a dog with no legs is put it by the door as a doorstop.

Whostheboss · 08-28-2008, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jlspeed29

ooookay... you asked for it...lol

Whats black, red, purple and yellow and on my porch?

a Black, Indian, south American and East Asian persons, begging you for money?

08-28-2008, 03:13 PM	#24
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08-28-2008, 03:22 PM	#28
kennyg new BMW owner 1 Rep 72 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi sedan Join Date: May 2008 Location: Delaware iTrader: (0)	A man walks into a shop with a very large crab. "Hey do you make crabcakes here" "Why?" says the shopkeep. "Because it's his birthday"
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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	NOT a JOKE : My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Hamilton because of bad weather. Thank God the kids weren't with her. The FAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating. The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured. The photograph in the link below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was really lucky : http://www.flickr.com/photos/39473618@N00/2806197011/
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08-28-2008, 03:53 PM	#41
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Q : What do you do with a dog with no arms or legs?
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