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      12-03-2014, 10:12 AM   #45
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I park my truck next to these fools anyway because it's fun! But seriously, I need to park my truck in the back anyway, because it's too big to be crowded and jammed in between little cars up front. The good thing is that door dings don't really happen with the truck, because if people throw their doors open they hit the step bars.
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      12-03-2014, 10:31 AM   #46
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Ugh a Swede...you people gave us the curse that is IKEA. It's like you guys build crappy furniture, blow it up into millions of pieces, shove it into a box and sell it to unsuspecting college kids who are unaware that they're about to spend an entire weekend putting together an end table.
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      12-03-2014, 10:52 AM   #47
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That happened to me a couple of times also and finding some shitbox next to me. I really had to restrain myself for keying the car or doing something else to it. It's obvious the guy was just being a douchebag. Now I park so far away, I need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs to find my car. People don't realize that I park that far away for a reason. I don't want anybody parked next to me especially when I go out of my way to park a great distance away. Sometimes I feel like I'm a shitmagnet when it comes to parking or driving on the roads.
lol, you do this too? I've taken pics of this just to realize how pathetic I am, but it's not working.

It takes time to find the bloody thing from there, it's always so far away from anyone else
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      12-03-2014, 11:04 AM   #48
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lol, you do this too? I've taken pics of this just to realize how pathetic I am, but it's not working.

It takes time to find the bloody thing from there, it's always so far away from anyone else
Reminds of "where's Waldo"...
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Reminds of "where's Waldo"...
haha, the exact same words were used by my SO when I sent those to him long ago.

Seriously, I have a problem. I might as well walk to the park and shops, I'm parking so far back it's pretty pointless to start him up at all.
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      12-03-2014, 11:16 AM   #50
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I usually try to park in the back of a parking lot away from other cars to avoid door dings and runaway shopping carts. When I do park by other cars, my car seems to get hit often. What annoys me is when I am parked in a spot far away from other cars, someone decides to park in the spot right next to me when there are plenty of other open spots to choose from.
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^^^This is what I'm sayin'. Your car is like a seed that grows other cars around it. I've parked way out from a store and come out later to find my car surrounded despite open spaces closer in. Go figure.
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^^^This is what I'm sayin'. Your car is like a seed that grows other cars around it. I've parked way out from a store and come out later to find my car surrounded despite open spaces closer in. Go figure.

I think your wife coined the perfect term for it. It's just like a seed. Now if only I could harvest those other cars and sell them.
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Im worse. I park in handicap at my Mom's office.


Yup. Sure do. I also drove in the carpool lane every day while pregnant. 5% tint really helps.
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Im worse. I park in handicap at my Mom's office.


Yup. Sure do. I also drove in the carpool lane every day while pregnant. 5% tint really helps.
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Yup. Sure do. I also drove in the carpool lane every day while pregnant. 5% tint really helps.
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Door dents=>park far away/over the line=>get keyed
park normally=>occasional door dents

conclusion: this is why we can't have nice things
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+1 here. Belgian living in the US. I am sometimes ashamed to be European when I see the how people outside of the US know little about this country and its people. Nothing but ignorance, stereotypes and a certain political correctness to be anti-American.
I feel you bro. It's especially prevalent with the socialist vermin of which we have plenty in Europe (and Sweden is a prime example btw...)
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No please, I'm sure there are some. Grab a Finnish to English dictionary and get to work!
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Im worse. I park in handicap at my Mom's office.


Yup. Sure do. I also drove in the carpool lane every day while pregnant. 5% tint really helps.
That's pretty shit mate.
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      12-03-2014, 01:46 PM   #62
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Ra lost some big brownie points with that statement. I had higher expectations. Not much higher, but still.
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Im worse. I park in handicap at my Mom's office.


Yup. Sure do. I also drove in the carpool lane every day while pregnant. 5% tint really helps.
Congrats, you're a piece of shit.

Try not to teach your kid to be as much of a shit as you are.
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Ra lost some big brownie points with that statement. I had higher expectations. Not much higher, but still.
I told you anything but RA!!!!!
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There's probably one out there. I think it rhymes with punt.
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I also speed nearly every single freakin day.
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