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      05-19-2009, 06:02 PM   #23
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You: me either
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You: im not gay
Stranger: so what?
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Stranger: if you talk whit a guy you are gay?
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      05-19-2009, 06:07 PM   #24
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HAHA

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Stranger: why you still conected then?
You: why are you still connected?
Stranger: because i don't have a problem whit you
You: me either
Stranger: why you don't want talk whit me?
You: im not gay
Stranger: so what?
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Stranger: if you talk whit a guy you are gay?
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wow...wtf
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      05-19-2009, 06:15 PM   #25
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You: my cock itches
Stranger: wash it sometmes
You: my ass hole itches
Stranger: so try to grab your dick and push to your anus
ROFL
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      05-19-2009, 06:32 PM   #26
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      05-19-2009, 06:35 PM   #27
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Stranger: 22m singapore..
Stranger: u?
You: 48f South Africa
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sam, you are one funny bastard.

This site is an EPIC WIN.
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      05-19-2009, 06:43 PM   #28
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      05-19-2009, 07:10 PM   #29
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WTF!
the first chat was a guy acting gay so i disconnected then i had a conversation with a chick that lives 10 minutes away. it was weird lol she named streets that i know and told me where she lives not only that she sent me links to pics... then she gave me her number and i talked to her on the phone.... it was so weird it was only the second chat i had on there.. here are the pics. she 17 btw and im 18 haha




http://photos-a-3.ak.fbcdn.net/photo...64_6652399.jpg

http://photos-f-6.ak.fbcdn.net/photo...17_4682638.jpg

http://photos-d-4.ak.fbcdn.net/photo...243_479416.jpg
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      05-19-2009, 07:17 PM   #30
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Wow, nice dude, haha. I pretend to be someone else everytime, I was a ostrich farmer from Montana earlier today.
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      05-19-2009, 07:22 PM   #31
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Wow, nice dude, haha. I pretend to be someone else everytime, I was a ostrich farmer from Montana earlier today.
i know lol i couldnt belive it i was trippin out at first haha

wth ostrich farmer haha
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      05-19-2009, 07:24 PM   #32
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BINGO, got a girl to send a pix i dun know how real but its a pix

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      05-19-2009, 07:25 PM   #33
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      05-19-2009, 07:27 PM   #34
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I can tell you what's not real.....













her teeth, definitely her teeth. Oh, and her boobs.
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      05-19-2009, 07:27 PM   #35
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      05-19-2009, 07:32 PM   #36
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Ha thats pretty fun

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      05-19-2009, 07:33 PM   #37
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      05-19-2009, 07:34 PM   #38
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BINGO, got a girl to send a pix i dun know how real but its a pix

nice haha is she a local for u?
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      05-19-2009, 07:35 PM   #39
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Sorry, I'm really bored tonight, haha

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      05-19-2009, 07:37 PM   #40
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Stranger: katie?
You: hi
Stranger: no
Stranger: wrong fucking answer
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      05-19-2009, 07:41 PM   #41
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Long one, hah

You: Hi
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: How's it hanging?!
You: Low and sweaty, you?
Stranger: Same, just a little more jolly.
You: Like Santa Claus?
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: Wait... He's low, sweaty, and jolly?
You: Oh quite, me and Santa had a night back in '84
You: it sure was low, sweaty and jolly
You: if you get my drift
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Stranger: LUCKY!
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You: I got lots of presents that year!
You: They were called STD's
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Stranger: Can I get one too?
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You: Which one do you want?
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Stranger: Do they come in pink?
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You: yes
Stranger: Sweeeeeeet!
You: I know, it's a real treat a couple years down the road
You: especially when Santa refuses to pay for the medical bills
Stranger: Yeah.. Wait, what?
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      05-19-2009, 07:51 PM   #42
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^ wtf haha
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      05-19-2009, 07:54 PM   #43
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no she in Virgina

pic 2 en route...
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      05-19-2009, 07:55 PM   #44
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