The Pope arrives in heaven...

IM2C · 04-15-2010, 06:23 PM

The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.

The Pope: "I am the pope."

St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."

The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."

St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."

The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."

St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."

St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.

St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."

God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)

Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"

God and St. Peter explain the situation.

Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."

Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.

Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"

06E90Rostik · 04-16-2010, 11:25 PM

You know how I know that you are atheist?

Aija · 04-17-2010, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 06E90Rostik

You know how I know that you are atheist?

You know how I know that you know the OP is a atheist?

Dan in PA · 04-17-2010, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Aija

You know how I know that you know the OP is a atheist?

You know how I know you know Aija knows the OP is an atheist?

Vanity · 04-17-2010, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

You know how I know you know Aija knows the OP is an atheist?

Because I know.

Dan in PA · 04-17-2010, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanity

Because I know.

How do you know?

Vanity · 04-17-2010, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

How do you know?

Because you knew that Aija knew 06E90Rostik knew that OP was atheism. Circular arguments, flawless.

Dan in PA · 04-17-2010, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanity

Because you knew that Aija knew 06E90Rostik knew that OP was atheism. Circular arguments, flawless.

Circular argument is circular.

Verbiage · 04-17-2010, 07:22 AM

You're me!

Dan in PA · 04-17-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

You're me!

pmeloche · 04-17-2010, 03:21 PM

I don't get the reference to the fishing club.

Scorpion · 04-17-2010, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

You're me!

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

You're me!

Now I actually have to read your names to figure out who's who haha.

Dan in PA · 04-17-2010, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpion

Now I actually have to read your names to figure out who's who haha.

He started it!!!

UncleWede · 04-19-2010, 01:14 PM

I still like cake

OlivaresAnthony · 04-19-2010, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I still like cake

me too!

SchnellM3 · 06-04-2010, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

I don't get the reference to the fishing club.

Because the catholic fish thing

Dan in PA · 06-05-2010, 02:37 AM

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

3lusive · 06-05-2010, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

+1 for portal.

Dan in PA · 06-05-2010, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 3lusive

+1 for portal.

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