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F*** Christman's, i hate it. Official Thread
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| 12-28-2011, 06:59 PM | #1 |
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F*** Christman's, i hate it. Official Thread
Yeah well, im pretty tired (about the second day more of less) of the christmans and all the years its same shit again.
Those fucking kids screaming everywhere making right the eugenesic theories Then they, the cousins of the cousins of some motherfucker i didnt know come to my house, to eat my meal, shit on my toilet, and telling me jokes making me pretend i found it funny, telling me things i didnt mind at all You drink too much and tell your mother in law shes a crazy old bitch and almost cost you the divorce Oh Lord, take over this soon.
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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| 12-28-2011, 07:04 PM | #3 | |
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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| 12-28-2011, 07:32 PM | #5 |
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| 12-28-2011, 09:41 PM | #6 | |
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| 12-28-2011, 10:34 PM | #8 |
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How about a 5 minute long grace while the tenderloin gets cold.
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| 12-29-2011, 07:43 AM | #9 | |
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| 12-29-2011, 09:32 AM | #13 | |
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| 12-29-2011, 12:04 PM | #16 |
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Lol at the iPhone lust. I bought mine months ago using something called a job.
Anyone seen the video where the teenage girl gets a new car for her birthday/Christmas and throws a teary-eyed tantrum because it is the wrong color? |
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| 12-29-2011, 12:06 PM | #17 |
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I have never met anyone that got a car for Christmas.. I asked for socks and underwear for Christmas. I will be honest if I got socks and underwear when I was between the ages of 3-14.. I would have been pissed. Now, it is the other way around.
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| 12-29-2011, 05:06 PM | #18 |
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shopping mall invented the christamns
what a irony, a song which is a icon of this party is the great allegory of itself: George Michael geting mad about a girl, enough said. Fake, a lie. everywhere. anyway i love that hairstyle and the song ... laaaaast cristmans - i gave my heaaaart impossible to resist
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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| 12-29-2011, 05:34 PM | #19 |
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This is not a csb, i promise. Happen about 4 o 5 years ago.
One of those parents you never meet before, parents who dont have even a bloodline with you (wife parents, fuck) come to my house to drink my wine and blablabla with me and his cousin (my wife) He come with his lovely two years old son and other humans being i dont want to remember. The fucking kid was playing around the fireplace all the time. I see it coming, what finally happen. The father dont give a fuck, he just hahaha, nice house, how goes your work, my tv is bigger and i take it cheaper etc etc. I try to warn the kid a few times. dont mess with the fire. dont mess with the fire. dont meeeeeeess with the fireeeeeeee. kid I truly look at him like another human doll with no future, born to be a pig of the farm-system, but i do no want more drama plus the one was already there. Guess what, just in the while i go to the kitchen to bring more wine for the motherfucker sitting his dirty ass on my leather italian couch, suddendly "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" yeah, the kid put the hand where he doesnt should and get burned a bit. And, then, the piece of shit bald with glasses come's to me and tell me "but, javi, how could you dont put a cassete on the fireplace men!, my child gets burn!!!" and i go like (inside) pfffffffffffffffffffffffff My wish at that moment was kill his son, take a knife, chop him, put it into the fireplace and made a barbecue and serve it as a meal for the father. I picture that in mind and other kind of tortures, take a deep breath and say, oh sir, sorry, you're right
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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| 12-29-2011, 05:51 PM | #21 | |
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*inflate my nuts: in spanish language "hinchar (to infalte) los (the/my) cojones (nuts, balls)" wich means to exhaust one's patience or disturb him so bad
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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| 12-29-2011, 06:00 PM | #22 |
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I read the story in a spanish accent and it was much better than my normal voice.
Also, your Christmas could be worse. Since the war in Afghanistan, 34 Spanish Soldiers have died due to combat, and 62 more died when their plane crashed returning home from duty. The war in Iraq has killed 11. Atleast you have a Christmas.
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