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      12-17-2011, 02:28 AM   #23
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I wish I could stop wishing for things....
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you stop wishing for things but now you can no longer wish for anything, ever.


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I wish to not get sick this holiday season.
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You don't get sick this holiday season, but you develop an extreme hatred for everyone els that does get sick and you seclude yourself until spring.

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Thickness feels good to me and my hands aren't that big.
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you become independently wealthy, but every charity and religious association in your area knocks on your door and calls every day asking for money.

i wish i didn't get migraines.
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You no longer get migranes, but now you have cancer (heart goes out to all that has or fought cancer!)

I wish for these salted crackers to not taste like ass.
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You no longer get migranes, but now you have cancer (heart goes out to all that has or fought cancer!)

I wish for these salted crackers to not taste like ass.
The salted crackers stop tasting like ass, but you soon find you enjoy the taste of asshole and start tossing salad for a living.

I wish all women would become mute
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All women become mute and you end up having a fetish for mimes.

I wish I didn't eat that taco bell last night.
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All women become mute and you end up having a fetish for mimes.

I wish I didn't eat that taco bell last night.
You did eat taco bell last night, and there's no amount of wishing that can save your soul. Or your bowel.

I wish I felt more motivated to go to a Christmas party.
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You feel more motivated to go to the party but get lost on the way there and drive aimlessly for hours, in stop-and-go traffic.

I wish it was spring time.
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It is spring time, but you realize you're in a parallel universe in which you're Justin Beiber's sex slave.

I wish there's a switch where I can turn off my emotions for that bitch
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You get that switch that you can turn your emotions off but then she becomes the girl you marry.

I wish for it to keep snowing so I can go snowboarding more over break.
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It keeps snowing but then after snow drizzle some assholes go and piss in it.


I wish my parents werent so boring
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Your parents aren't boring, but then they proposition you for a threesome. You accept out of boredom

I wish that I would get a Omega Speedmaster for Christmas.
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