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      03-03-2006, 03:19 AM   #1
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My lead foot said goodbye!

My lead foot said goodbye!

dedicated to a brown-haired chica on Normandie Ave. 3-2-06




I once was a teen
With a fast green machine
On the street it did shine
With its two-eighty nine


A 4-barrel it had
That sucked gas just a tad
My friends always said
My right foot was of lead


Every car I would face
Would encounter a race
Competition was tough
Power wasn’t enough


A speed freak to be
Meant a GiXR for me
Blew others away
On two wheels all day


Grow up and mature
Said the Lady Du Jour
The grown up in me
Bought a Ford S.U.V.


Smoking tires no more
All Wheel Drive was a bore
But I climbed a steep hill
And got back my thrill


I learned how to drive with my lead foot at bay
No more racing for me, but I was okay
In the Winter with snow my Explorer would run
When others got stuck, I’d be having my fun


I moved back to the West
Cali girls are the best
Cars here are for show
And my Explorer’s too slow


Needed something faster, but grown up like me
I’ve always admired the BMW three
Street racers are goons
I’ll just cruise with my tunes


Got my e90 six
No more old cars to fix
I’ll just cruise to smooth jazz
I’m no longer a spaz


Tonight's air is so breezy
I’m taking it easy
Someone pulls up to my side
To check out my ride


I ignored the driver in that blue RSX
But she gave me a wink; all I could think of was sex
She had a lead foot and she kept toying with me
She wanted to play on the street I could see


The kid inside just couldn’t resist
That brown-haired Latina just had to persist
She floored it and showed me that Acura’s ass
Nobody does that to me when making a pass


I downshifted a gear
As I looked at her rear
We were soon side-by-side
Going faster, she tried


I gave back her wink
As her face soon turned pink
I blew a kiss as to say hi
My lead foot said goodbye!









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omg you made a poem about that. only geniuses can do that.

i fail at poetry.
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Rap it ~!
Check baby check baby
One two three four
Check baby check baby
One two three
check baby check baby
One two one two
Check Oh check baby
One

E90 Homey wassup
You aint hitchin' wit no pre-nup
Yo ride is pimp but go figga
Dat Fly girl's a gold-digga

Chorus: bling bling bling bling

You wanna go fo broke
Stupid gangsta bloke
Lose yo pocket of change
She's outta yo range

Chorus: Ca-ching, Ca-ching

You betta listen to me
Gotta see how it be
Take dat 330i
Get ridda da Fly

Jamie Foxx feat. background: "Oh she's a gold digga way over town...."

Now gedoutta my site!
Aight?
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danm mad props man!!!
for both of them.
u got mad skills.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ksfrogman
Check baby check baby
One two three four
Check baby check baby
One two three
check baby check baby
One two one two
Check Oh check baby
One

E90 Homey wassup
You aint hitchin' wit no pre-nup
Yo ride is pimp but go figga
Dat Fly girl's a gold-digga

Chorus: bling bling bling bling

You wanna go fo broke
Stupid gangsta bloke
Lose yo pocket of change
She's outta yo range

Chorus: Ca-ching, Ca-ching

You betta listen to me
Gotta see how it be
Take dat 330i
Get ridda da Fly

Jamie Foxx feat. background: "Oh she's a gold digga way over town...."

Now gedoutta my site!
Aight?
Ha ha Nice Nice
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