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      08-08-2014, 04:01 PM   #45
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I would, but I just cant deal with it again. And I have morals (which I hate) so I can't do a fwb or one night stand so I'm stuck. I've turned down a lot of ass because of it, believe me.
Yeah I'm not sure I would call that "morals." That's just an arbitrary, self-imposed restriction that's making you miserable by your own admission.

Having consensual sex with another, non-committed adult is an amoral proposition.

Having sex with women who are in otherwise committed relationships (husbands, fiances, monogamous relationships) is immoral, but "friends with benefits" does not necessarily imply any of that.
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Yeah I'm not sure I would call that "morals." That's just an arbitrary, self-imposed restriction that's making you miserable by your own admission.

Having consensual sex with another, non-committed adult is an amoral proposition.

Having sex with women who are in otherwise committed relationships (husbands, fiances, monogamous relationships) is immoral, but "friends with benefits" does not necessarily imply any of that.
I used morals as a generic term. I'm "mentally and emotionally against and/or unable to do so", however you prefer to define that.
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20, end of Sophomore year, before Junior year, with a FWB. Was nervous as hell, but she lead the way. Since then, have 4 more under my belt, and I'm 21 now. Hoping to get at least 15-18 total before settling down . Granted, I'm Indian and like white girls, so it's a bit more difficult for us haha.

Had sex in a college classroom I had access to with students walking by outside constantly. Now that shit was nerve racking.
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20, end of Sophomore year, before Junior year, with a FWB. Was nervous as hell, but she lead the way. Since then, have 4 more under my belt, and I'm 21 now. Hoping to get at least 15-18 total before settling down . Granted, I'm Indian and like white girls, so it's a bit more difficult for us haha.

Had sex in a college classroom I had access to with students walking by outside constantly. Now that shit was nerve racking.
Damn! You're a G!
Keep up the good work. By the time i was 21 i had maybe 3. Now i'm 31 i have around 60.
You can't really put a number you want before settling down. I just keep banging hot girls that come my way. But i have standards. I could've easily had over 100 if not.
Get as many as you can before you settle down.
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Damn! You're a G!
Keep up the good work. By the time i was 21 i had maybe 3. Now i'm 31 i have around 60.
You can't really put a number you want before settling down. I just keep banging hot girls that come my way. But i have standards. I could've easily had over 100 if not.
Get as many as you can before you settle down.
Thanks for the advice!
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Call what you want.



I used morals as a generic term. I'm "mentally and emotionally against and/or unable to do so", however you prefer to define that.
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Thats's crazy. So when pussy comes up to you, you get nervous? WOW!

I suggest you watch more porn. Watch hardcore black on black porn. After seeing some oily phat ass and dark areolas, that psychological bullshit fear you have in you will be wiped completely out!
You'll fcuk the shyt out of the next girl you meet.
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Hahahahahhaha! Like bags of sand.

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Thats's crazy. So when pussy comes up to you, you get nervous? WOW!

I suggest you watch more porn. Watch hardcore black on black porn. After seeing some oily phat ass and dark areolas, that psychological bullshit fear you have in you will be wiped completely out!
You'll fcuk the shyt out of the next girl you meet.
That could not sound more disgusting. I like them thin and white. I watch plenty of porn, but I still don't dare approach a girl in real life.

But yeah, nervous isn't even the word, idk what it is.
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Damn! You're a G!
Keep up the good work. By the time i was 21 i had maybe 3. Now i'm 31 i have around 60.
You can't really put a number you want before settling down. I just keep banging hot girls that come my way. But i have standards. I could've easily had over 100 if not.
Get as many as you can before you settle down.
60?! And you're calling him a G? I've lost count myself, don't kno wif that's a good thing or not.
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I used morals as a generic term. I'm "mentally and emotionally against and/or unable to do so", however you prefer to define that.

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my freshman year in college. cute freshman girl i had been eyeing for a while. took her back to dorm both of us drunk as hell. sloppy, terrible, weird. but a good story
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damn - I put my dick back in my pants after I read "then cuddling with her"...

that made my dick soft...

thanks bruh....
Well shit man, should've been more specific had I known that this was going to be fap material... I am a hobby screenwriter so I know a few things about writing!

Keep in mind that cuddling played a big part in all of this. How? Keep in mind that even though I was always too chickenshit to do the first step, but I read up on technique A LOT, and I was simply doing "kino escalation". So, it started out as holding hands, then eventually getting into me spooning her, but I positioned myself in a way that I was breathing onto her neck.

With that, she even whispered "Try not to breathe there, I'm getting..." Me, playing dumb but knowing what I'm doing: "what?" then she chuckles and says never mind. Then I back off for a few seconds, but then come back like "ahhh I can't help it, it smells so good"... I lean in, take a deep whiff and say "what kind of shampoo is it? smells kinda like strawberries." She squeals and says "no, it's Japanese Cherry Blossom from Bath & Body Works". "Really? Smells awesome. You smell so good right now." and kept sniffing and at this point she let out a light moan, but then I backed away to do a push-pull.

She turns back and gives me a confused look, then eventually towards me, looking me deep in the eyes and I can't hold it in anymore. She said, "what are you thinking right now?" "this", then I leaned in and Frenched her for a good 30 seconds, pulling her dress off her right shoulder and moving back to her neck. Then she was breathing heavily and gyrating, kissing me and nibbling my ear, then I reached for her zipper and slipped the top part of her dress off.

At this point, she proceeds to take the rest of it off, then asked me something about "are you sure you want to go this far?" "yeah, I want to be more than friends"... then blah blah about friends for another 3 minutes, then I guess I answered it right and she undoes her bra and guides my hand to her breasts. I sucked, grabbed and licked them, then kissed my way beyond her navel where she takes off her panties. Since I was still kinda nervous and only halfway up, I ate her out. She was gasping and silently moaning, with her hips and wetness gyrating in my face. At this point, I was finally solid, then I climbed on top of her, and she proceeded to kiss me and while finger-fucking her with one hand and tickling her clit, I slid a condom on with the other and put it in with a gasp. I started out missionary for the first 8-9 minutes, but when I was ready to cum, then I put her legs on my shoulders, hugged them tight and thrusted as fast as I can until I relieved the pressure of my V-card into her.

Now, if that descriptor doesn't reinstate you, you're probably gay

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Nefarious, hearby to known as the 26 yr old virgin.. u don't mind bro?
Umm... I prefer that you don't, but doesn't matter, had sex. Now if it was 28 year old virgin and I still haven't gotten laid, then I'd be fuckin' pissed.
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"this", then I leaned in and Frenched her for a good 30 seconds, pulling her dress off her right shoulder
I blammed......

thanks for the story dude, time to take a nap....
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^Hand holding, spooning, looking deep into each other’s eyes and cuddling, in the same thread post = GAY.

If Litos went limp before, I am sure after reading that he’s probably now impotent,

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At this point, I was finally solid
BITCH !!!!!!!

you were a motherfucking virgin, you were solid and ready to come while you were spooning her...

da fuq aaattaaaaa heeeeeere !!!!!!!
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BITCH !!!!!!!

you were a motherfucking virgin, you were solid and ready to come while you were spooning her...

da fuq aaattaaaaa heeeeeere !!!!!!!
I don't know what the heck happened... Yes, I was unbridled at first, but then I was like "Ho-lee sheeit it's actually happening!" and got nervous for a few minutes . Never happened again though, if you wanna know...
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Anyhow left, forgot my house key went back daughter had left for the beach mom was there and it happened. She led me thru it. Banged daughter next year, parents divorced and they moved.
Mother-Daughter combo. RESPECT!!!

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13 to a prostitute. After watching some porn I was like why the hell not I called a friend of a friend who know a friend that had a number of a prostiture which he only discribed as "bomb" so I got the number and gave a call
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If it does, it was with an 18 year old baby sitter and her friend when i was 14. They were there watching my 7yr old niece and nephew. I was there for the free sex ed class and to let them rub one out for me.

Kind of strange and i now know they totally planned it. One of them acted like they were asleep and the other one told me to do "stuff" to her. Got to play with some DDs and find out that that the carpet matched the red drapes. Then she "woke up" up shortly after my fingers penetrated. Then they both explained how my junk fit in their junk and showed me what would happen if i put it in.

Yes, scared for life.
Ummm, did they also happen to video tape this incident? Sure sounds like pedophilia. Reminds me of the movie Butterfly Effect.
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@ncarter124

Thats's crazy. So when pussy comes up to you, you get nervous? WOW!

I suggest you watch more porn. Watch hardcore black on black porn. After seeing some oily phat ass and dark areolas, that psychological bullshit fear you have in you will be wiped completely out!
You'll fcuk the shyt out of the next girl you meet.
This is probably the best advice I've ever read on the entire internet. Thank you.
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Thats's crazy. So when pussy comes up to you, you get nervous? WOW!

I suggest you watch more porn. Watch hardcore black on black porn. After seeing some oily phat ass and dark areolas, that psychological bullshit fear you have in you will be wiped completely out! You'll fcuk the shyt out of the next girl you meet.
I'm not so sure, could set in a permanent phobia. Gotta crawl before you can walk.

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Well shit man, should've been more specific had I known that this was going to be fap material... I am a hobby screenwriter so I know a few things about writing!

Keep in mind that cuddling played a big part in all of this. How? Keep in mind that even though I was always too chickenshit to do the first step, but I read up on technique A LOT, and I was simply doing "kino escalation". So, it started out as holding hands, then eventually getting into me spooning her, but I positioned myself in a way that I was breathing onto her neck.

With that, she even whispered "Try not to breathe there, I'm getting..." Me, playing dumb but knowing what I'm doing: "what?" then she chuckles and says never mind. Then I back off for a few seconds, but then come back like "ahhh I can't help it, it smells so good"... I lean in, take a deep whiff and say "what kind of shampoo is it? smells kinda like strawberries." She squeals and says "no, it's Japanese Cherry Blossom from Bath & Body Works". "Really? Smells awesome. You smell so good right now." and kept sniffing and at this point she let out a light moan, but then I backed away to do a push-pull.

She turns back and gives me a confused look, then eventually towards me, looking me deep in the eyes and I can't hold it in anymore. She said, "what are you thinking right now?" "this", then I leaned in and Frenched her for a good 30 seconds, pulling her dress off her right shoulder and moving back to her neck. Then she was breathing heavily and gyrating, kissing me and nibbling my ear, then I reached for her zipper and slipped the top part of her dress off.

At this point, she proceeds to take the rest of it off, then asked me something about "are you sure you want to go this far?" "yeah, I want to be more than friends"... then blah blah about friends for another 3 minutes, then I guess I answered it right and she undoes her bra and guides my hand to her breasts. I sucked, grabbed and licked them, then kissed my way beyond her navel where she takes off her panties. Since I was still kinda nervous and only halfway up, I ate her out. She was gasping and silently moaning, with her hips and wetness gyrating in my face. At this point, I was finally solid, then I climbed on top of her, and she proceeded to kiss me and while finger-fucking her with one hand and tickling her clit, I slid a condom on with the other and put it in with a gasp. I started out missionary for the first 8-9 minutes, but when I was ready to cum, then I put her legs on my shoulders, hugged them tight and thrusted as fast as I can until I relieved the pressure of my V-card into her.

Now, if that descriptor doesn't reinstate you, you're probably gay
Bro do we look like a bunch of 13 year old girls to you? Get your candy ass novel writing shit out of here. We just needed a WHEN and WHO!!! Not a freaking HOW and WHY and HOW LONG, and HOW WET!
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Yes, I was unbridled at first, but then I was like "Ho-lee sheeit it's actually happening!"
HAHAHAH !!!!!!

love it, dude....


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