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View Poll Results: Who would win in an all out war: ants or humans?
Ants! 18 32.73%
Humans! 37 67.27%
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      02-12-2008, 03:33 PM   #23
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you must be very bored to come up with a post like this for your 1st post
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      02-12-2008, 04:07 PM   #24
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you must be very bored to come up with a post like this for your 1st post
You could say that.
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      02-12-2008, 04:17 PM   #25
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I think the fight would go on and on until both of us go extinct. There will be no winner.
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Ants...fucking things are just like roachs...cant kill em. They just keep coming back.
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We are able to build washing mashines. We will win for sure. Btw ants are naked.
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We are able to build washing mashines. We will win for sure. Btw ants are naked.
If you say so, my friend!
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According to Googlefight. Humans would win by a large margin. See for yourself.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...s&word2=humans
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According to Googlefight. Humans would win by a large margin. See for yourself.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...s&word2=humans
Bleh, humans win by a large margin in a popularity fight, according to that. Nice one though, never seen that site before!

Also: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...ple&word2=Ants
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If you say so, my friend!
Ok - you just was sneaking your first post in there.......
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ahaha man vs bmw...
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      02-12-2008, 06:25 PM   #33
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ahaha man vs bmw...
Booooo!

BMW should have at least given up a better fight!!
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Humans can step on ants. Ants can't step on humans. Humans win.
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i'll take every ant, mano y mano
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U gotta love the off-topic forum!
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You might be right...
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What can I say? I'm glad I can admit it!
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At least this thread is in the right section.
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it easy...human would win because of evolution. There is a reason human evolved to be the dominate specie and that is intelligence. If ants could win against human in an all out war then we would've never evloved to be the dominate specie. Now if your saying the ants evolved more from what they are now, then I don't know.

on another thought it might probably just be a stalemate cuz humans are so hard to kill (by ants) so our fatality rate would be pretty low and slow. However there are so much more ants and they reproduce at a much faster paste that even their fatality rate would be extremely high, they can easily and speedily replenish their troop counts so we be tied.

Now back to evolution, if the ants somehow evolved 1 kind of special ant that developed a special scent for female hormone and track our females down while they slepted or are off guard, crawled into their pussy and lodge themself into their overies and lay eggs there, then little ants come out and feed on the overy until it destories their overies so they can never have babies again (think suicide bombers in her pussy) then we're doomed. because sooner or later nobody can have babies and we're all fucked.
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Now back to evolution, if the ants somehow evolved 1 kind of special ant that developed a special scent for female hormone and track our females down while they slepted or are off guard, crawled into their pussy and lodge themself into their overies and lay eggs there, then little ants come out and feed on the overy until it destories their overies so they can never have babies again (think suicide bombers in her pussy) then we're doomed. because sooner or later nobody can have babies and we're all fucked.
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Remove chemicals from out list of advantages & ants will FTW!
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