When the zombies come: What would you take?

KonigsTiger · 01-06-2009, 12:50 PM

Magan Fox FTW!

Crimson92 · 01-06-2009, 12:51 PM

best thread ever

kyoko · 01-06-2009, 12:59 PM

"I am legend" was more like vampires... not zombies... Last I recalled, zombies can operate in the day light...

kevinbahnz · 01-06-2009, 03:09 PM

1. shotgun or a couple of 9mms(something light that will not restrict mobility)
2. Sharp ass sword/machete or baseball bat( to chop off some heads close range)
3. hummer or toyota thundra.
4. Jessica Alba or one of those asian chicks with huge real boobs.
5. "this could be anywhere in the world" by Alexis on fire.
6. Eat this muthafukaaaaaaahz!!!!!!!!!!!

Scorpion · 01-06-2009, 03:26 PM

Are these the slow moving zombies like in Resident Evil?

Mk23 · 01-06-2009, 04:23 PM

I'd post on what I'd take but I'm afraid I don't have that much time... But I'll try and post a quick one.

1. Benelli M4 with Aimpoint red dot sight

2. Knights Armament SR-25 Sniper rifle system (www.knightarmco.com)

3 My sidearm - Mk23... duh

4. H1 with VIP armor plating and bullet proof glass

A supermodel or actress shouldn't be in a war zone so I choose a marine corps girl, hey at least she could grab a gun and help out...

and everyone knows you don't play music and scream battle cry's while in a gun battle...

Seminole · 01-06-2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMW-M-Mexico

Magan Fox FTW!

You are aware of Megan Fox's nub thumbs right?

AND YES THAT IS REAL! Saw them on TV when she did a guest appearance on Two and a Half Men.

As for me,

Primary Weapon: (You need to take down mass hordes of Zombies at once)

Secondary Weapon: (For when the shit hits the fan and you need to go close up)

Get away vehicle: (can't choose between the two)

OR

I'd have my own floating city with a nearly unlimited fuel supply and shittons of planes.

Girl:

Theme Song:

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Battle Cry:

Yippe Ki Yay MOTHERFUCKERS!

UltimateBMW · 01-06-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by just4kickz

chuck norris is by far the best secondary.

What would you do if you ran into a zombified Chuck Noris?

asdflkijd · 01-06-2009, 05:37 PM

P90 would be the best close to mid range gun. I still think optimus prime is better though

asdflkijd · 01-06-2009, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

What would you do if you ran into a zombified Chuck Noris?

I would curl up into a ball and scream lol

Crimson92 · 01-06-2009, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

1. shotgun or a couple of 9mms(something light that will not restrict mobility)
2. Sharp ass sword/machete or baseball bat( to chop off some heads close range)
3. hummer or toyota thundra.
4. Jessica Alba or one of those asian chicks with huge real boobs.
5. "this could be anywhere in the world" by Alexis on fire.
6. Eat this muthafukaaaaaaahz!!!!!!!!!!!

someone else alelxisonfire????

crisis would be a good song too

Crimson92 · 01-06-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

What would you do if you ran into a zombified Chuck Noris?

were all screwed

im spencer · 01-06-2009, 07:56 PM

1. M1 Carbine

2. Back up weapon: MP5k PDW

3. Yamaha R6

4. Babe to repopulate earth with: Scarlet Johansson

5. Theme song: Beastie Boys - Sabotage

ponch_ki · 01-06-2009, 09:09 PM

1. AA-12 Automatic Shotgun

2. AK-47

3. M1 Abrams

4. Megan Fox! OMFG FTMFW
[IMG]http://www.collegec*********/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/06/megan-fox-panties.jpg[/IMG]
5. Theme Song: Queen - Princes of the Universe
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6. Battle Cry: AAAEEEEEGGGAGAGAEAEGAEGAGEGAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Seminole · 01-06-2009, 09:45 PM

I just thought of a very fitting Theme Song:

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jhv · 01-07-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m3manila

1. AA-12 Automatic Shotgun

great minds think alike, pare

BillLee · 01-07-2009, 12:57 AM

1. main weapon: t-rex
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2. back up weapon: rpg

3. Vehicle: m8

4. Babe to repopulate earth with: kristin h.

5. Theme song: Zombie Apocalypse - breaking off fingers

6. Battle cry:
"make like a tree and get the fuck out!" -boondock saints

oldaccount · 01-07-2009, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

Edit* And why the hell do some of you have sniper rifles? When would you ever need to snipe zombies? They are slow as shit.

lulz

oldaccount · 01-07-2009, 05:47 AM

1. Main weapon - Golden Gun. 1 shot kill, and unlimited bullets. Duh.

2. Backup weapon - Proximity mines. Because zombies will never see that shit comming. Plus they're awesome.

3. Vehicle - CLK AMG Black Series. This really has nothing to do with the Zombies, I just want one. The auto will come in handy, though, when I'm blastin zombie fools with my golden gun. Also, Zombies may be quick - like in I Am Legend. You guys can dick around with your slow ass tanks and hummers, Im getting the fuck out of there with the quickness.

4. Babe to repopulate earth with - My first two choices (Adriana Lima, Mila Kunis) were taken, so I would have to go with bathroom strip girl. I got a warning from the mods, so I have to remove the epic gif that I posted here.
5. Backup girls (figures none of you homos thought about this) - Jenya and Liza from METart to fill in while bathroom strip girl is recovering. also, in case the zombies get her. they come as a package deal. I had to remove this picture as well.
6. Theme song - Underoath: Breathing In A New Mentality

7. Battle cry

dreamk · 01-07-2009, 07:22 AM

1. M249 SAW

2.gears of war lancer (i changed my mind)

3.Bugatti Veyron (duh)

4.Kim Kardashian(cuz she is Bootylicious)

5.DMX "What's My Name
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6. GET SOME!

xxForgedxx · 01-07-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dreamk

4.Kim Kardashian(cuz she is Bootylicious)

I'll pass on a chick that's already fucked the population before me (that means she banged out zombies before they were zombies)

Crimson92 · 01-07-2009, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suareezay

1. Main weapon - Golden Gun. 1 shot kill, and unlimited bullets. Duh.

2. Backup weapon - Proximity mines. Because zombies will never see that shit comming. Plus they're awesome.

3. Vehicle - CLK AMG Black Series. This really has nothing to do with the Zombies, I just want one. The auto will come in handy, though, when I'm blastin zombie fools with my golden gun. Also, Zombies may be quick - like in I Am Legend. You guys can dick around with your slow ass tanks and hummers, Im getting the fuck out of there with the quickness.

4. Babe to repopulate earth with - My first two choices (Adriana Lima, Mila Kunis) were taken, so I would have to go with bathroom strip girl.

5. Backup girls (figures none of you homos thought about this) - Jenya and Liza. to fill in while bathroom strip girl is recovering. also, in case the zombies get her. they come as a package deal.

6. Theme song - Underoath: Breathing In A New Mentality

7. Battle cry

lol good choice of everything!!!

01-06-2009, 12:50 PM	#45
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kyoko Private First Class 42 Rep 140 Posts Drives: F80, G01 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Raleigh iTrader: (0) Garage List 2017 BMW M3 [0.00] 2018 X3 M40i [0.00]	"I am legend" was more like vampires... not zombies... Last I recalled, zombies can operate in the day light...
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BillLee Major General 679 Rep 5,382 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: HTX iTrader: (21) Garage List 09 E92 M3 [9.00]	1. main weapon: t-rex [u2b]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W7lhTqWOS5Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W7lhTqWOS5Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b] 2. back up weapon: rpg 3. Vehicle: m8 4. Babe to repopulate earth with: kristin h. 5. Theme song: Zombie Apocalypse - breaking off fingers 6. Battle cry: "make like a tree and get the fuck out!" -boondock saints __________________ Follow me on instagram: billy.by
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01-07-2009, 05:47 AM	#63
oldaccount Colonel 162 Rep 2,456 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA iTrader: (2)	1. Main weapon - Golden Gun. 1 shot kill, and unlimited bullets. Duh. 2. Backup weapon - Proximity mines. Because zombies will never see that shit comming. Plus they're awesome. 3. Vehicle - CLK AMG Black Series. This really has nothing to do with the Zombies, I just want one. The auto will come in handy, though, when I'm blastin zombie fools with my golden gun. Also, Zombies may be quick - like in I Am Legend. You guys can dick around with your slow ass tanks and hummers, Im getting the fuck out of there with the quickness. 4. Babe to repopulate earth with - My first two choices (Adriana Lima, Mila Kunis) were taken, so I would have to go with bathroom strip girl. I got a warning from the mods, so I have to remove the epic gif that I posted here. 5. Backup girls (figures none of you homos thought about this) - Jenya and Liza from METart to fill in while bathroom strip girl is recovering. also, in case the zombies get her. they come as a package deal. I had to remove this picture as well. 6. Theme song - Underoath: Breathing In A New Mentality 7. Battle cry Last edited by oldaccount; 01-08-2009 at 07:33 AM..
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dreamk Banned 122 Rep 9,946 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: south nj iTrader: (2) Garage List 2007 e90 335i [0.00]	1. M249 SAW 2.gears of war lancer (i changed my mind) 3.Bugatti Veyron (duh) 4.Kim Kardashian(cuz she is Bootylicious) 5.DMX "What's My Name [u2b]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dd6oeCFFlFQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dd6oeCFFlFQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b] 6. GET SOME! Last edited by dreamk; 01-07-2009 at 12:52 PM..
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