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      05-24-2007, 03:13 PM   #23
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Yeah..once you breach "east texas territory" the only thing in each small town is a Dairy Queen...Walmart..and then about a minute down the road...a Dollar Store. lol.
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Yeah..once you breach "east texas territory" the only thing in each small town is a Dairy Queen...Walmart..and then about a minute down the road...a Dollar Store. lol.
gross..remind me to never venture to the east side..lol
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Dude, have you actually been to a dollar store? Its like a holy grail. All the food has to legally be within expiration period so its all safe. Secondly, youll find things there that you pay $3-5 normally(maybe more). Its really great.
So you drive an e90, and you are complaing about saving $2..... Im not even that much of a jew and im jewish
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Oh well I cant win, I though it was funny, apparently the jokes on me.
Perhaps it's one of those situations when you had to be there to see the humor. ...just a thought
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Old people amuse the hell out of me....
I work in an "adult living community" country club..and yesterday I was waiting on this old couple that was considering buying a house..of course..I give the shittiest service imaginable so they don't move there. lol. Anyways..this lady was asking me all these questions...keep in mind she's like 890 yrs. old looking like she just came back from life after being dead 50 years..crippled bitch..anyways...I take out her food...she makes me take back her steak because "green stuff was touching it...I JUST CAN'T EAT THIS!" So I take it back into the kitchen and the cook says "OH..I'll take care of this..." then winks at me. LOL. So when they were done with their dinner they were asking me "sooo....where is the nearest shopping center?" "Do you mean...mall?" "yeah..one of them...". So I proceded to give them directions and they were blankly staring at me expecting me to draw a diagram for them on a napkin or something...yeahhh...so when they were about to leave she got one of the suggestion cards that we have placed on the tables..she fills out "service was satisfactory..but may I suggest that you get homemade yogurt..we need soft foods....(i'm thinking baby food...lol) and allow foods for those that have diabetes...". That place makes me cry at night... lol. I like that smilie. The End.
Exactly what is your IQ Dude? I hope she runs over you in her damn buick!, then you will be the one eating baby food... through a straw!
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I kid you not, living off $1 store afford me a 2006 bmw 330i.

If I continue down this path, I can get my hands on an M6 in 5 more years (i kid you not, that is my plan)
You're the man Tx.

Same reason I cut my own hair

52 weeks/3 weeks x $20/haircut = $350

In 10 years, that's $3500 spent cutting hair..

That's a decent set of rims right there..

In 50 years (if I still have hair, and not including a lot of inflation)

That's $17,500 on cutting hair..

Definitely a waste of money IMO..
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So you drive an e90, and you are complaing about saving $2..... Im not even that much of a jew and im jewish
No need to bring religion into it. Who's complaining about saving $2? Its one of those little things in life. I found goo-gone there for $1. Normally you pay like $2.50 right? I was just excited about that, not that I had to save my pennies.
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No need to bring religion into it. Who's complaining about saving $2? Its one of those little things in life. I found goo-gone there for $1. Normally you pay like $2.50 right? I was just excited about that, not that I had to save my pennies.
I completely agree with you. It's a matter of priorities with me. Some things I can't see spending money on, but other things (like cars), I will spend money on. It's what is important to you..

If you can get goo gone for $1, that's awesome. $2 in your pocket towards the m3.. I don't think there's anything wrong with that..
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Exactly what is your IQ Dude? I hope she runs over you in her damn buick!, then you will be the one eating baby food... through a straw!
Right, and by you posting such an "intelligent" post as to insult me..it made you look more like a mental defective jackass. Forgive me for being deluded in thinking that you have to be a scholar to post comments on a car forum.
And by the way..I'm a girl...not your "dude". Good DAY.
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Right, and by you posting such an "intelligent" post as to insult me..it made you look more like a mental defective jackass. Forgive me for being deluded in thinking that you have to be a scholar to post comments on a car forum.
And by the way..I'm a girl...not your "dude". Good DAY.
lol..you're hated on every car forum..so sad.
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No need to bring religion into it. Who's complaining about saving $2? Its one of those little things in life. I found goo-gone there for $1. Normally you pay like $2.50 right? I was just excited about that, not that I had to save my pennies.
Thats why its jewish.
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I completely agree with you. It's a matter of priorities with me. Some things I can't see spending money on, but other things (like cars), I will spend money on. It's what is important to you..

If you can get goo gone for $1, that's awesome. $2 in your pocket towards the m3.. I don't think there's anything wrong with that..
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Thats why its jewish.
My point is that Im Jewish too. So theres no reason to stereotype. Take that bullshit somewhere else.
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+2 on the Not everything in a dollar store is a dollar. =]

If there was a TV in the store...would that be a dollar?
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You're the man Tx.

Same reason I cut my own hair

52 weeks/3 weeks x $20/haircut = $350

In 10 years, that's $3500 spent cutting hair..

That's a decent set of rims right there..

In 50 years (if I still have hair, and not including a lot of inflation)

That's $17,500 on cutting hair..

Definitely a waste of money IMO..
Get a wahl and get yourself a military crew cut
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Get a wahl and get yourself a military crew cut
no no no.....get a flowbee, those are the BEST!
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+2 on the Not everything in a dollar store is a dollar. =]

If there was a TV in the store...would that be a dollar?
It wouldnt be more than a dollar, thats for sure.
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lol..you're hated on every car forum..so sad.
+1 ... I think Its pretty obvious why no-one likes her.. What goes around always comes around
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gtfo. With a story like that, it's not dustindallas who's the "defective mental jackass". Those 'blank stares' from the older people? They convey a lifetime of experiences you've never had, hardships you've yet to handle. Karma; I hope it comes back to bite you. Hard.

andy.
you took it the wrong way..the whole thing was sarcasm..was supposed to be funny. oh well..sometimes it doesnt translate well over the internet..this was one of those times. i guess im one of the few that got it..
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+1 ... I think Its pretty obvious why no-one likes her.. What goes around always comes around
that was a joke as well..i wasnt being serious
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My point is that Im Jewish too. So theres no reason to stereotype. Take that bullshit somewhere else.
I know you are a Jew too..... why else would i say that
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