[KCMINI]

Originally Posted by skim7x

yaaaaiiiiiii :cringe: yager-bombs... i've had so many bad mornings post-yager just saying the name makes me gag hahahaha

Good times.....

That's it..I'm making a thread now because of what we're talking about..get ready to share some stories...

[skim7x]

is it just me, or have 80% of your 25 posts been about alcohol? rofl

[KCMINI]

Originally Posted by skim7x

is it just me, or have 80% of your 25 posts been about alcohol? rofl

Psh...please. I'm not a lush. lol. The only alcohol posts I have made are by talking to you..and you're the one that brought it up! lol. Anyways..I'm pretty sure it's a Texas thing..we were given "alcohol and drug talks" starting when I was in Kindergarten..beat THAT. lol

[skim7x]

HAHA... we had sex ed in 7th grade! I don't remember having ever had an "alcohol and drug talk" lol

[KCMINI]

Originally Posted by skim7x

HAHA... we had sex ed in 7th grade! I don't remember having ever had an "alcohol and drug talk" lol

lol. OH YES! How could I forget sex ed...good times. And I was being totally sarcastic about having a drug talk in Kindergaten..I wish though..lol
Back in 6th grade when we were having the sex ed videos we were all standing in line waiting to go into separate rooms..so I blurt out and ask my teacher.."so why can't the girls go watch the guy video...?" Apparently we were too young to know the TRUTH about sex..they gave us a foofoo flower movie about birds and bees...wtf are we going to learn about insects and flying mammals? The guys were getting porn...lolol.

[DustinDallas]

so apparently Texas is full of alcoholics..hahaha

[DustinDallas]

Originally Posted by skim7x

HAHA... we had sex ed in 7th grade! I don't remember having ever had an "alcohol and drug talk" lol

+1

having a 60 year old woman show us how to put a condom on was quite comical..

[skim7x]

Yeah... we had a Gynocologist (his name was Dr. Barrata -- i still remember to this day) and he tried explaining masturbation to us... HAHAHA omg... it was like, step by step details... he'd be like "and when I masturbate, blah blah blah" and I thought "this is it... this is how i'm going to die... listening to this old doctor talk about whackin himself"

Note: And THIS, e90post, is an example of hijacking a thread

[DustinDallas]

Originally Posted by skim7x

Yeah... we had a Gynocologist (his name was Dr. Barrata -- i still remember to this day) and he tried explaining masturbation to us... HAHAHA omg... it was like, step by step details... he'd be like "and when I masturbate, blah blah blah" and I thought "this is it... this is how i'm going to die... listening to this old doctor talk about whackin himself"

Note: And THIS, e90post, is an example of hijacking a thread

lmfao...

[SES_D]

Originally Posted by skim7x

red bull... and vodka... mmmmmmm

haha

Damn, vodka taste nasty to me, even with redbull in it.

It's all about the weak shit! Hypnotic & Redbull!!

[skim7x]

WHAT? Hypnotic & Redbull?? yeewww :cringe:

... that being said, now that i think about it more, maybe its not so bad lol... Gin & Juice is one of my favorites--pretty light too...

[KCMINI]

Originally Posted by skim7x

Yeah... we had a Gynocologist (his name was Dr. Barrata -- i still remember to this day) and he tried explaining masturbation to us... HAHAHA omg... it was like, step by step details... he'd be like "and when I masturbate, blah blah blah" and I thought "this is it... this is how i'm going to die... listening to this old doctor talk about whackin himself"

Note: And THIS, e90post, is an example of hijacking a thread

NICE! LOLOL. That fuckin made my night..and I agree..this thread has been basically shot to Hell...ooo what's next...puberty videos? 6th grade...old councelor (bitch hated me for calling a girl ugly)..anyways..that was the most uncomfortable 15 minutes of my elementary life..or it might have been 5..lots of girls got up and left. LOL. I still remember this one part of the video when this girl said.."I was at my house...playing..and then...all of a sudden...." The video cut off like she was shot and all of us looked around like we were about to die. Then after we were asking each other "so have you had it? Where were you..?"...."oh...I was in Karate class...when you start...may God have mercy on your soul..." LOLOL.

ever since my boyfriend got his 325i.. hes been addicted to this forum.. sometimes it causes us to argue...

honestly.. im jealous of these guys that gets all of his attention on this forum..
even on our anniversaries he completely ignores me... </3

[skim7x]

Originally Posted by stephiee xO

ever since my boyfriend got his 325i.. hes been addicted to this forum.. sometimes it causes us to argue...

honestly.. im jealous of these guys that gets all of his attention on this forum..
even on our anniversaries he completely ignores me... </3

uhhh errr... so you joined the forum too? I'm not sure this is quite the place to deal w/ domestic issues... but damn... e90post is a HOMEWRECKER!! DAMN YOU BMW!!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN ANGELINA JOLIE!!!

Originally Posted by skim7x

uhhh errr... so you joined the forum too? I'm not sure this is quite the place to deal w/ domestic issues... but damn... e90post is a HOMEWRECKER!! DAMN YOU BMW!!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN ANGELINA JOLIE!!!

i joined the forum so i can talk to him -_- and have more things to talk to him ABOUT since all he talks about now is cars...

but know what.. it doesnt matter now cause he can have someone new to be his toy =]