another 335 kill story

jhv · 09-09-2008, 04:41 PM

Blake · 09-09-2008, 04:45 PM

lolcats FTW

Year's_End · 09-09-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

LMFAO........dude your story is hilarious.......but seriously, if it's 1AM and I see you doing that on the street, I'm going to report your ass to the paramedics for taking drugs....

"...........2 Giant black girls.......3 times my size........"

hahaha +1 funny shit

!Xoible · 09-09-2008, 05:13 PM

OP is a valley girl

Year's_End · 09-09-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

jeah lolcats

Year's_End · 09-09-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

OP is a valley girl

I hate those bitches.

ukthunderace · 09-10-2008, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by satakal

No, the best part about this is... I'm the biggest poindexter ever.

The english language is so inbred that it won't be recognizable in the very near future.

(If I offended anyone with my tale of dishonoring the illustrious BMW Roundel, I apologize. Unfortunately, taste is not universal.)

I don't think anyone was offended, I just thought I had hit the BET forum instead of this one.

Year's_End · 09-10-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ukthunderace

I don't think anyone was offended, I just thought I had hit the BET forum instead of this one.

I was flippin through the channels one day, landed on the BET station, and just saw a screen filled with cellulite-covered ass and thunder thighs while the words "booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere" was playin. I laughed.

darkphantom · 09-10-2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

I was flippin through the channels one day, landed on the BET station, and just saw a screen filled with cellulite-covered ass and thunder thighs while the words "booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere" was playin. I laughed.

Scimitar335i · 09-10-2008, 07:41 AM

I think I lost a few brain cells reading this post!

satakal · 09-10-2008, 12:48 PM

Remember that scene in "Road Trip" where the skinny dorky guy holds up her panties from the night before and Stiffler says: "What did you do?! Kill a cheetah?!" Great movie.
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Asiann · 09-10-2008, 03:51 PM

I can't say that I have had the urge to play thriller in my car but the story was definitely off-topic and a little funny. I don't know if I would share this with anyone else but you made an attempt to share a moment.

darkphantom · 09-10-2008, 03:54 PM

to the OP, I had my top down and was playing Black or White by MJ...definitely felt fun cruising along......but I have a heavy foot, and shut that nonsense off, let my N54 roar with delight

Hoothout · 09-11-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

OP is a valley girl

lmfao haha

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satakal Major 95 Rep 1,476 Posts Drives: e46 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: socal iTrader: (2)	Remember that scene in "Road Trip" where the skinny dorky guy holds up her panties from the night before and Stiffler says: "What did you do?! Kill a cheetah?!" Great movie. ________ F1 642 ________ Park Royal 1 Condos Pattaya ________ gASSe4ka Last edited by satakal; 09-13-2011 at 10:36 PM..
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