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      09-09-2008, 09:49 AM   #1
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another 335 kill story

have you ever felt like...

driving down the street real slow bumpin' Michael Jackson? Specifically... Thriller.

It's close to midnight
and something evils lurking in the dark

So, I've got the volume at about 70% and rolling at 25. I just left momma's house and I'm feeling good. Happy, mellow, good. And c'mon, I'm listening to Thriller! So, I'm gettin' a bit 'o the white boy groove on. (I dance pretty good for a gringo. Just ask my friends) So, I pass a few peeps walking down the street and no big deal. Par for the course I guess. As I approach 70th and University, I catch a red light infront of the weinerschnitzle. I'm sitting at the stop light just grooving when I notice the suv next to me creeping up to get even with me. You see, I intentionally didn't stop window to window with anyone because that would just be rude.

I let the suv linger for a little bit then I finally summon the courage to look at the person(s) who appreciate my taste in music and and ability to groove. (It was actually pretty instant) So, I look over and to my delight, it's... two... giant... black gilrs! Two like one plus one. Giant like me times 3. And black girls like they gave me huge smiles, nods, and threw a little sholder shimmy at me. So, as I throw a bit o groove right back at them, I give them the dork thumbs up. /sigh Regardless, I feel no shame and deep on keeping on.

Light turns green. In my slow driving mood, I'm last away from the light. I get the magical idea of, getting window to window with my new friends thanks to my horsepowers and I turn the stereo up all the way. I look over, we're dancing together. I look at the street, make sure I'm still on the road. Look back over and the passenger is really feeling me now. So, I make up for my dorktastic thumbs up by dropping "the zombie". You know, where I put my hands together like a bunny, turn my torso to the left, and lean back to the right. I even it out by hitting the other side, look at my audiecne/dance partner and to my delight, I salyed them! They were dying with laughter.
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      09-09-2008, 09:52 AM   #2
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LOL.... @ two giant black girls.

Good story.
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      09-09-2008, 10:02 AM   #3
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Uhhh...wtf?
Is this just how people speak in SoCal?
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      09-09-2008, 10:16 AM   #4
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Uhhh...wtf?
Is this just how people speak in SoCal?

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SoCaL is a strange land from what I've been told. Thanks for confirming that

You got fat girls in Cali? Wat?!?!?!?
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      09-09-2008, 10:39 AM   #6
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ADD kicked in after about 20 seconds. What's it say?
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      09-09-2008, 10:55 AM   #7
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ADD kicked in after about 20 seconds. What's it say?
Nothing important. Go back to work.
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      09-09-2008, 11:16 AM   #8
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      09-09-2008, 01:37 PM   #9
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Uhhh...wtf?
Is this just how people speak in SoCal?
I think its just me.

Who the hell listens to Thriller any more? Just me.
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      09-09-2008, 01:46 PM   #10
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I think its just me.

Who the hell listens to Thriller any more? Just me.
What do you mean? ....All lifetime Michael Jackson fans do

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      09-09-2008, 01:47 PM   #11
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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      09-09-2008, 01:59 PM   #12
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LMFAO........dude your story is hilarious.......but seriously, if it's 1AM and I see you doing that on the street, I'm going to report your ass to the paramedics for taking drugs....

"...........2 Giant black girls.......3 times my size........"
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      09-09-2008, 02:09 PM   #13
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wtf......no wonder people think socal people are nuts
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The OT board has me as of late.
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      09-09-2008, 03:07 PM   #17
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lol!
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Pretty pointless story dude...

It's like me making a thread about how I just took a shit, and it felt GREAT.
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The OT board has me as of late.
It was a kill. And, I won the race. And yeah, OT fosho.
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It was a kill. And, I won the race. And yeah, OT fosho.
Okay...unpop the collar, learn English and say no to crack...srsly.
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Okay...unpop the collar, learn English and say no to crack...srsly.
No, the best part about this is... I'm the biggest poindexter ever.

The english language is so inbred that it won't be recognizable in the very near future.

(If I offended anyone with my tale of dishonoring the illustrious BMW Roundel, I apologize. Unfortunately, taste is not universal.)
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