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      11-05-2007, 09:03 PM   #23
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Kie, let's say your dream woman was Jessica Alba, and she goes up to you and say...."Kie, if you want to bang me, you have to let me shit on your chest afterwards" what would u do?
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Kie, let's say your dream woman was Jessica Alba, and she goes up to you and say...."Kie, if you want to bang me, you have to let me shit on your chest afterwards" what would u do?
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Kie, let's say your dream woman was Jessica Alba, and she goes up to you and say...."Kie, if you want to bang me, you have to let me shit on your chest afterwards" what would u do?
i dont know. i would have to pre-screen the shit. if its wet and watery, then thats a no go fo' sho'
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i dont know. i would have to pre-screen the shit. if its wet and watery, then thats a no go fo' sho'
but it jessica alba
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i dont know. i would have to pre-screen the shit. if its wet and watery, then thats a no go fo' sho'

K she ate Mexican food 3 days in a row, and she drank the night before...


it's liquefied
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it's gonna run down ur neck and armpit, and you can see the steam rising off of it...
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it's gonna run down ur neck and armpit, and you can see the steam rising off of it...
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Holy shit I wish I had a video of my reaction..... Good god why did I not listen to the warning.
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omfg I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. That conversation between spool and kie, omfg roflmaolollollol
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i wish someone would post a video of the girl's fathers watching them do that shit... that might be intresting.
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lol, do that shit... litterally...
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omfg.....you guys are either bored or just plain nuts
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That video made me laugh. God the internet has made me so apathetic. I've seen to much weird shit.
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i rather plunge my dick into a fucking toilet full of shit.

HOWEVER. if i had to go through something like that for me to be able to smoke weed without any criminal penalties, well fuck me sideways im in!
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Oh kie...
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wow thats insane what people do to get off.... people like that should be in Iraq bombing themselves up against terrorists. Sorry but thats just not moral.
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What did we do without the internetz?

First goatse ... then tubgirl ... now this.

And they ask why we drink.
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if Jessica Alba asked ME to shit on HER I'd do it....I'd shit on her so bad after we were done that I would NEVER call her again...lmao
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i saw it a while ago when the girl started shitting in the cup, i was done i stopped
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HOWEVER. if i had to go through something like that for me to be able to smoke weed without any criminal penalties, well fuck me sideways im in!
id be right there with you, sharing it LOL
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