Haven't shit in a week.

EpicE92 · 06-18-2009, 11:13 AM

Update!!Just some normal constipation. Taking magnesium ass drink . Some shit like that. It's going to be fun in about 3hours!

Heinzftw · 06-18-2009, 11:16 AM

I can't believe you've done this

Blake · 06-18-2009, 11:17 AM

sucks for you. i shit twice a day on a regular basis.

expect an anal probe following by a long river of feces.

MrAdams · 06-18-2009, 11:21 AM

That can't be good. have you ate recently?...

DesiGUY · 06-18-2009, 11:42 AM

You'll shit bricks...

ejazbmw · 06-18-2009, 11:43 AM

they probably will stick that hose up your ass with the water i forgot the name of it..

1cleanm6 · 06-18-2009, 11:43 AM

how is this possibly?

you are serious right?

Blake · 06-18-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

they probably will stick that hose up your ass with the water i forgot the name of it..

colonic

ragingclue · 06-18-2009, 11:48 AM

Hmm sounds like suppository time to me.... That sucks.

I didn't shit one time for 10 days after surgery. I was in Qatar at some Club Med (USAF) base, having been medevac'd from Iraq. They say the Percocet is what caused me to not shit, but I was only drinking monster and eating gummy bears and fruit snacks, so it's not like there was much to crap out anyway.

Take some NO-Xplode. That ought to cure you quickly.

Are you on any narcotics? Any painkillers stop me right up. I hate it.

m4freak · 06-18-2009, 11:50 AM

suppository is what they'll give you, they stick it up your ass and 2 hours later you're releasing diarrhea... have fun

MrAdams · 06-18-2009, 11:52 AM

eat some Taco Bell and you'll be on the toilet

1013mm · 06-18-2009, 11:55 AM

lots of it.

JeF4y · 06-18-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jzhang

lots of it.

FUCKING EPIC....

Nothing that coffee & cigarettes can't cure.

yomama69 · 06-18-2009, 11:59 AM

There are people that can go weeks without shitting. I've heard doctors say that can be normal for people. If you normally shit everyday and now you haven't shit in a week, I'd say that's not normal.

Spool · 06-18-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jzhang

lots of it.

HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH

great post, good laugh for the day

Spool · 06-18-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

There are people that can go weeks without shitting. I've heard doctors say that can be normal for people. If you normally shit everyday and now you haven't shit in a week, I'd say that's not normal.

How can that be normal? you know how much toxins are in your intestines and stomach after a week of eating and not shitting...i can only imagine how bad their breath is and how terrible their farts must smell

enfield · 06-18-2009, 12:13 PM

No shit!

yomama69 · 06-18-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

How can that be normal? you know how much toxins are in your intestines and stomach after a week of eating and not shitting...i can only imagine how bad their breath is and how terrible their farts must smell

Ask the soldiers how they can hold in their shit for many days in the battlefield.

ragingclue · 06-18-2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

Ask the soldiers how they can hold in their shit for many days in the battlefield.

They're called MRE's and they work. When out in the field, you don't shit and as long as you're not trying to eat yourself silly, you can go a week without shitting and without feeling too bloated.

And some of them don't taste too bad either.

EDIT: And, oh yeah I forgot, when you finally do shit, it comes out nice and neat as solid as can be.... Makes for an easy and quick process.

Spool · 06-18-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

Ask the soldiers how they can hold in their shit for many days in the battlefield.

My best friend was one...he said i dont care if charlies or sadam is shooting at me, if i gotta shit im gonna shit...

EpicE92 · 06-18-2009, 12:22 PM

Alright. Let me answer some questions. Yes i usually shit on a daily basis. This is the longest ive ever gone without shitting. Oddly enough, my stomach doesn't even hurt. I took some milk of magnisia this morning and ive been having EPIC farts. Ive also had a little success with a few nuggets here and there. But scarce... At best. Just went to walgreens to look at some laxatives. And most of them said 6-12 hours... Im' like WTF i want results now! Then i looked at this bottle phosphate ass soda ... It looked like straight poison , i bet it would have got the job done though. But i walked out liek a coward. It was to intimidating.

NewSong · 06-18-2009, 12:22 PM

This sounds kind of serious. If you have intestinal blockage, you need to get it fixed before you get an infection or go septic.

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ragingclue One cam is enough 130 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	Hmm sounds like suppository time to me.... That sucks. I didn't shit one time for 10 days after surgery. I was in Qatar at some Club Med (USAF) base, having been medevac'd from Iraq. They say the Percocet is what caused me to not shit, but I was only drinking monster and eating gummy bears and fruit snacks, so it's not like there was much to crap out anyway. Take some NO-Xplode. That ought to cure you quickly. Are you on any narcotics? Any painkillers stop me right up. I hate it.
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