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What's your best pickup line at a club?
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06-09-2009, 02:55 AM | #2 |
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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06-09-2009, 02:58 AM | #4 |
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06-09-2009, 03:04 AM | #6 |
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fresh prince ftmfw! haha
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06-09-2009, 07:47 AM | #8 |
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Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can see me in your pants
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06-09-2009, 09:09 AM | #10 |
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"so 15$ a lapdance.. how much to take you home?"
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06-09-2009, 10:43 AM | #11 |
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06-09-2009, 10:52 AM | #13 | |
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This one usually works the best
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06-09-2009, 12:38 PM | #14 |
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06-09-2009, 12:46 PM | #17 |
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"Get in the car"
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06-09-2009, 01:04 PM | #19 |
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I don't use pickup lines . . . I just sit at the bar and lick my eyebrows.
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06-09-2009, 01:18 PM | #21 |
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"Did you know that the distance from here to here" (touching her wrist and then her elbow), "is the same as the distance from here to here?" (touching her closest shoulder to you to the shoulder farthest from you; you'll have your arm around her if you did it right).
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06-09-2009, 01:29 PM | #22 |
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"There is a time and place for pick-up lines. The time is never, you can guess the place."
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