First World Problems

Billup · 09-25-2014, 12:46 PM

Chick I was talking to on POF...., turns out to be a hooker...., errrr "escort".

FWP? No money.

grimlock · 09-25-2014, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Chick I was talking to on POF...., turns out to be a hooker...., errrr "escort".

FWP? No money.

It happens..

I'm working on these hotter chicks with major emotional problems.. because they put up such a front it's like NO guy can get close to them

Billup · 09-25-2014, 01:35 PM

Have you tried forcing them close to you, and locking them in the room, and just not allowing them to leave?

When they have no escape, it's funny how fast their personalities can change.

youngnastyman · 09-25-2014, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Chick I was talking to on POF...., turns out to be a hooker...., errrr "escort".

FWP? No money.

man happens to me on tinder all the time. lame. lol

grimlock · 09-25-2014, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Have you tried forcing them close to you, and locking them in the room, and just not allowing them to leave?

When they have no escape, it's funny how fast their personalities can change.

i want to ... im chicken man, last time I let this chick i wasn't even attracted walk all over me

but then I'm afraid to use my maniacal confidence.. I need a 'medium' setting

Billup · 09-25-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by youngnastyman

man happens to me on tinder all the time. lame. lol

Yeah I should stop swiping right for..., everyone. LOL

Honestly, we were chatting or whatever and she was like...., So I should probably tell you that...., I'm an escort :/

I said..., well...., is that you propositioning me, lol, because I don't pay for that shit.

I'm still talking to her. She has a chihuahua.

youngnastyman · 09-25-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Yeah I should stop swiping right for..., everyone. LOL

hey man gota play the numbers lol

UncleWede · 09-25-2014, 03:04 PM

I'm still talking to her. She has a chihuahua.

Does she have bacon????

Billup · 09-26-2014, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm still talking to her. She has a chihuahua.

Does she have bacon????

Her vagina probably looks like uncooked bacon if that counts for anything.

FFM · 09-26-2014, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Her vagina probably looks like uncooked bacon if that counts for anything.

Please cumfirm wizard sleeve.

upstatedoc · 10-02-2014, 04:49 PM

We're going to the wineries with another couple this weekend and it's a 90% chance of rain all day. Good times. I need some encouragement.

Uber V8 · 10-02-2014, 05:27 PM

I had a bowl of soup and bread from Panera for lunch. My coworkers promised it would be enough food. It wasn't enough food

Mr Tonka · 10-02-2014, 05:38 PM

Ebola

#Nowfirstworld'sproblem

2011CrazE89 · 10-02-2014, 06:27 PM

The 25 and 50ft pocket hoses I bought are the biggest pieces of crap. Might as well flush the money down the toilet. Both didn't last more than two weeks before exploding.

M_Six · 10-02-2014, 07:43 PM

The provolone cheese on my meatball sub stuck to the wrapping paper and came off in one big mess when I got back to the office.

#firstworldsammichproblems

dtwyim · 10-02-2014, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

We're going to the wineries with another couple this weekend and it's a 90% chance of rain all day. Good times. I need some encouragement.

Once you drink enough, it will be like: What rain?

PINeely · 10-02-2014, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

We're going to the wineries with another couple this weekend and it's a 90% chance of rain all day. Good times. I need some encouragement.

Wine in the rain is fantastic. Better than drinking beer in the shower in college.

Billup · 10-03-2014, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

The provolone cheese on my meatball sub stuck to the wrapping paper and came off in one big mess when I got back to the office.

#firstworldsammichproblems

Just the other day I made a sammich for a lady and I. I used the thin sliced pepper jack Sorentos or whatever. Well, I didn't check the backside for the paper, and sure as hell, she took a bite and out comes a big ol sheet of thin paper. I laughed. Then I ate mine and actually took a bite of the paper and ate it.., then I realized the paper was still there on mine too.

HA.

My FWP today is that on my ride into work this morning, I realized that nobody has invented a helmet designed to evacuate a sneeze. I sneezed 3 times in my helmet this morning. It was basically a 2 hour ride to work. I'm pretty sure I have ebola now.

Billup · 10-03-2014, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by PINeely

Wine in the rain is fantastic. Better than drinking beer in the shower in college.

Nothing is better than drinking a beer in the shower. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a beer while I scrubbed my sexy body. What else would I use as a microphone?

upstatedoc · 10-03-2014, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

I had a bowl of soup and bread from Panera for lunch. My coworkers promised it would be enough food. It wasn't enough food

Aren't you the boss? Can't you fire those mother******?

Uber V8 · 10-03-2014, 11:31 AM

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Aren't you the boss? Can't you fire those mother******?

I'll just make them feed me grapes and fan me with giant leaves. Maybe a tug here and there for my troubles.

NEFARIOUS · 10-03-2014, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Nothing is better than drinking a beer in the shower. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a beer while I scrubbed my sexy body. What else would I use as a microphone?

Never tried beer in the shower, but I'm sure it won't trump Pjur and a horny freak of a girl

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