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| 01-25-2008, 12:04 AM | #46 | |
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| 01-25-2008, 12:29 AM | #49 |
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In the beginning of a relationship, I have a 3 month no-fart rule... then after that, I ease into it with an "outdoor" nature fart. It's all downhill from there!
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me, the wife, and the kids all compete
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| 01-25-2008, 02:38 AM | #51 | |
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 I try to hide my farty in front of her, maybe a few min. before she comes or right after she weent.. An explosion comes out ! And yes, my one of two puppies is the quilty!  
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oh man this is sooo funny yuck
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| 01-25-2008, 01:48 PM | #53 |
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while my girl was giving me head once, i farted in her mouth and then she threw up into my mouth while i was shitting on her face. meanwhile her mom and dad walked in on us and her dad started fucking her while her mom was sitting on my face just shitting away. i just started fingering her in the ass so she would stop getting that how brown shit on me. suddenly i see their dog walking in with his red rocket ready to go fucking their mom while im just sitting there taking shit to the mouth. i wiped the shit off my face and wiped it all over he dads body while all of the sudden he started peeing on all of us.
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| 01-25-2008, 08:50 PM | #54 | |
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 farting is natural. it's just a sign of comfort if you can do it around certain people. it's not that we enjoy the smell. but we enjoy the ease and comfort of not having to hold that shit in!
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Originally Posted by DM1  That's actually a turn on to me,... I'm not into anal sex but who knows, it's kinda kinky and I've always wondered how it feels like Quote:
I just realized how strange my sentence is,... OK, I need to rephrase,... farts are NOT a turn on to me,... I was referring to the statement of taking a look at your girls ass while doing it doggy style, that is what I meant. It might be strange also, but I needed to clarify. BTW,...The aristocrats reminds me of 2g 1c
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Well - sometimes when i have to do it - big time - i take my wifes hand and hold it to my bag and then give it to her - letting all air out. (i have pants on).
I might think its funny that she is angry with me the rest of the day. Kids love when i do it to her. Damn she is mad. Yelling and throwing things at me. But i am an man - i have fun (???)
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I would say this was poorly written and that I could do better (I was in a rush)You should have pulled the cursory though LOL |
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we do everything around each other.. Sometimes i'll even play icehockey late at night, and when I get home I'll be to tierd to shower.. LOL she still loves me
 . And the funniest thing, Ripping ass under the sheets and throwing the covers over her head AHAHAH
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huge surprise!
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