Found the perfect girl.... just one itty bitty problem

Hedges · 08-14-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BMdblU

Pick yo nuts up son!

LOLrance · 08-14-2008, 01:55 PM

Just piitb and call it a day.

in5ane_3 · 08-14-2008, 03:43 PM

Just do it man, you get rejected then you get rejected it happens then you move on. Take her to the party, get drunk and you'll open up more because of your entoxication. You two will get to talking this and that....and then you'll see that she falls in love with you that night.

If you end up liking her then take it a step further and start taking her out, alone. Go on a date somewhere. If all esle fails, just hit it.

cshen · 08-14-2008, 04:11 PM

waiting for the sex part...

iatacs19 · 08-14-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by in5ane_3

Just do it man, you get rejected then you get rejected it happens then you move on. Take her to the party, get drunk and you'll open up more because of your entoxication. You two will get to talking this and that....and then you'll see that she falls in love with you that night.

If you end up liking her then take it a step further and start taking her out, alone. Go on a date somewhere. If all esle fails, just hit it.

Shit you just condensed a love story that would take 3 seasons of watching on KBS into 3 sentences.

in5ane_3 · 08-14-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

Shit you just condensed a love story that would take 3 seasons of watching on KBS into 3 sentences.

LMAO

SES_D · 08-14-2008, 04:55 PM

Dude, just go for it.

Main33vnt · 08-14-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by eldy

post pics of your sister

ROFLROFLROFL

AdamJ · 08-14-2008, 05:05 PM

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So i get back to my house, jump in my dads M6 cause my car e92 335 is getting some work done to it. I start driving out of my neighborhood and approach Ash, look over and just wave by.

You not only look like a douche, you ARE a douche.

iatacs19 · 08-14-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJ

You not only look like a douche, you ARE a douche.

Don't be so harsh on him, he is still a child. Can't you tell by his story?

jimmy330xi · 08-14-2008, 06:33 PM

Dude, you only have 2 weeks to play your cards right before she goes back to college to her college boyfriend. The dude with the CLK is her local boyfriend and you will be her neighborhood boyfriend. Hit that while you can. At the same time get to know her andsee what she is all about. If you really want her that bad you should've called her a long time ago, the day after she gave you her number. You are wasting your time posting your love story here. Use that time wisely by taking her out. Call her and tell her you will be walkingyour little gay dog out for a walk and ask her if she also wants to take a stroll and chat. That will be casual enougth to get a conversation going and the perfect time to set up your next date. Whatever you do or want to do, just do it and save yourself from the what if. What if I had the balls to talk to her. Whats the worst that can happen. Shesays no... Well, then you know where you stand and can stop wondering. The worst thing you can do is not do something just to regret it later. be your self. Get over the thought that you are a baller or whatever and let her know you for what you really are. You only have two weeks and obviously some competition. Now grow some cojones and go get the girl. She's all yours

I will be sending you the bill for my consultation services. I accept visa, master card, american express and pay pal.

jimmy330xi · 08-14-2008, 06:39 PM

I know my spelling sux in the previous post, but try to write that much in a little ipod. Just for that your bill will be double.

canucklion · 08-14-2008, 06:56 PM

Nice, I hope this lesbian love story works out well.

If you couldn't read between the lines, yes, I am assuming you're a chick for being such a pussy about it.

BeeEmDubU · 08-14-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Ummm...You could easily have sex but you have to ask this forum when to text or call?

hahaha

STi2Three35i · 08-14-2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

Don't be so harsh on him, he is still a child. Can't you tell by his story?

Ill be 21 in 3 months, in my eyes and in the eyes of society , 21 year olds are not considered "Children".

And excuse me, but whoever asked for my 15 year old sisters pictures , you are a sick fuck and ill fucking have you fucking castrated

AdamJ · 08-14-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by STi2Three35i

Ill be 21 in 3 months, in my eyes and in the eyes of society , 21 year olds are not considered "Children".

Your "story" is that of a 15 year old at best. Seriously.

number335 · 08-14-2008, 10:03 PM

knowing your luck with her, she's probably reading this thread

DSe93 · 08-14-2008, 10:48 PM

"BE A MAN... Do the right thing"

Kensta335 · 08-14-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DSe93

"BE A MAN... Do the right thing"

What are you talking about do the right thing?

darkphantom · 08-15-2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AdamJ

Your "story" is that of a 15 year old at best. Seriously.

+1

Grow some bawls little girl....

Honestly, you can go two directions

a) hit it like your "one night stands"

or

b) grow a pair, ask the girl out, and see how it goes...don't rush into it if you think you're looking for a serious relationship

Alpine · 08-15-2008, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by eldy

post the pics of your sister OP

and your mother too so we get an idea of what your sister will end up looking like

I can't believe I posted in this ridiculous thread...

just4kickz · 08-15-2008, 02:32 AM

lol Ash... thats a straight porn name.

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in5ane_3 Lieutenant General 252 Rep 16,220 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sun Valley, California iTrader: (3)	Just do it man, you get rejected then you get rejected it happens then you move on. Take her to the party, get drunk and you'll open up more because of your entoxication. You two will get to talking this and that....and then you'll see that she falls in love with you that night. If you end up liking her then take it a step further and start taking her out, alone. Go on a date somewhere. If all esle fails, just hit it.
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jimmy330xi Captain 57 Rep 615 Posts Drives: '06 330xI, '04 YZF R1 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Germany iTrader: (1)	Dude, you only have 2 weeks to play your cards right before she goes back to college to her college boyfriend. The dude with the CLK is her local boyfriend and you will be her neighborhood boyfriend. Hit that while you can. At the same time get to know her andsee what she is all about. If you really want her that bad you should've called her a long time ago, the day after she gave you her number. You are wasting your time posting your love story here. Use that time wisely by taking her out. Call her and tell her you will be walkingyour little gay dog out for a walk and ask her if she also wants to take a stroll and chat. That will be casual enougth to get a conversation going and the perfect time to set up your next date. Whatever you do or want to do, just do it and save yourself from the what if. What if I had the balls to talk to her. Whats the worst that can happen. Shesays no... Well, then you know where you stand and can stop wondering. The worst thing you can do is not do something just to regret it later. be your self. Get over the thought that you are a baller or whatever and let her know you for what you really are. You only have two weeks and obviously some competition. Now grow some cojones and go get the girl. She's all yours I will be sending you the bill for my consultation services. I accept visa, master card, american express and pay pal. __________________ '06 330Xi, '04 CBR600RR, '04 YZF-R1, '06CBR600RR, '10 S1000RR M-tech, Injen, Hamann, Remus, KW, Breyton
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