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      06-28-2007, 09:01 PM   #23
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your disgusting, why would u have sex wit her anyway???????????????? jk.....
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      06-28-2007, 09:05 PM   #24
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LOL!!!!! these are hilarious!
your mama so stupid she thought tacobell was a mexican phone company.
your mama so old she farts dust.
okay okay im sorry.......
hahaha are you apologizing for the jokes or is that part of a joke...
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      06-28-2007, 09:11 PM   #25
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your disgusting, why would u have sex wit her anyway???????????????? jk.....
my thought exactly.
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      06-29-2007, 12:52 AM   #26
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Yo mama so fat she got baptised at seaworld
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention
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      06-29-2007, 02:21 AM   #27
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lol i get it........ pay! attention LOL!
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      06-29-2007, 08:02 AM   #28
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I haven't been able to find them. What were the ones that were a parody of Al Sharpton telling "your momma is so fat" jokes on a bullhorn outside Barack Obama's office.

When I heard it on the radio, it was the funniest series of "your momma" jokes I ever heard.
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Yo mama's so fat you would run out of fuel drivin around her...

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar...

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles

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yo mama is soooo dumb she fell up the stairs
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Yo mama so dumb she had to stop and ask,
"Which way is down?" while fallin' off the Empire State Building.

Yo mama so dumb she jumped up and started dancin'
when the captain yelled, "Get down!"

Yo mama so slutty I could have been yo father,
but the guy in front of me had $6.50 more.
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lol his pose is hilarious
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yo mama so dumb she thinks Spearmint Rhino is a gum.................
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      07-03-2007, 12:31 PM   #35
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I'm going to leave everyones' mothers out of this.

"I'm so dumb, I thought Manual Labor was the president of Spain."
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      07-06-2007, 11:44 AM   #36
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I'm going to leave everyones' mothers out of this.

"I'm so dumb, I thought Manual Labor was the president of Spain."
I don't get it. Fill me in.
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Yo momma so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer
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      07-06-2007, 12:01 PM   #38
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yo mamma so old she owes jesus a dollar
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..........your momma is so wrinkly she has to twist on her underwear...
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your mama is so short she stepped off the curb and committed suicide.

your mama is so tall she did a kartwheel and kicked god in the face.

i prefer chuck norris jokes better, hilarious
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Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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      07-08-2007, 04:58 PM   #42
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your mama doesn't need the internet shes already world wide
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your mama is so short she stepped off the curb and committed suicide.

your mama is so tall she did a kartwheel and kicked god in the face.

i prefer chuck norris jokes better, hilarious
yo mama is chuck norris' stunt double.
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      07-09-2007, 01:32 AM   #44
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yo mama is chuck norris' stunt double.
HAHA

your mama is so smelly she called right guard for back up
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